Monday 6:00 am

Dick Laser: Bonjour~~

Dick Laser: Ok I know this is late but WHO THE FUCK CHOOSE MY NAME

Rock Boi: It was i

Dick Laser: Oh ok

Dick Laser changed their name to Can't Stop Twikiling

Acid Cum: Can someone explain why Tokoyami is just vibing with a bunch of lights

Kermits Bitch: He said Dark Shadow is being a little bitch

Chicken Of Darkness: Send help I didn't sleep

Half n Half: S u f f e r

Chicken Of Darkness: Eat a dick Todoroki

Acid Cum: Sorry that's Yaomomo's job

Chicken Of Darkness: Oh sorry my mistake

Kami Gurl: I'm sitting next to her right now and OMG she is so red

Where Art Thou changed Half n Half to ClassStepDad

ClassStepDad: I hate each and every one of you

Boom Boi: Suffer you IcyHot bastard

ClassStepDad: Did you just call me hot...

Boom Boi: No but Momo sure did

Rock Boi: Can you guys just stop denying you like each other

Stickylittlebubblefuck: MOMOS MiNE YOU FIRE HAZARD

ClassStepDad: No one asked

ClassMom: No I'm not

Boom Boi: Shut up grape rape

Kami's Gurl changed their name to Edgy Gurl

Boom Boi changed Stickylittlebubblefucks name too G(rape) Juice

Rock Boi: Nice one

Boom Boi: Thanks

ClasStepDad: Only if confesses your feelings for Bakugo

Boom Boi: WHAT

Rock Boi: Done.

Rock Boi: I love you Bakugou

Rock Boi: Hopefully you will accept and become my bakubabe 

Where Art Thou: AWWWW

Acid Cum: SO CUTE

ClassMom added Tenya Iida to "Class 1A"

Tenya Iida: What did I come back to

ClassStepDad: KiriBaku becoming canon

Chicken Of Darkness: Hell.

Dank Calamari: Ok HotTopic

Uravity: Tsu your boyfriends being edgy again!

Kermits Bitch: Toko stop you're scaring the normies

Chicken Of Darkness: Alright I'm sorry 

Broccoli Boi: Wait did you just say to me...

Kermits Bitch: I know what I said

ClassMom: I suggest you all head to school

Acid Cum: Ok MOM.

Monday 12:00pm

Broccoli Boi removed ClassMom from "Class 1-A"

Broccoli Boi removed ClassStepDad "Class 1-A"

Broccoli Boi: Ok we have at least 20 minutes till they notice how can we get Todoroki to confess to yaomomo?

Uravity: Deku you genesis! (I wanna change this but then the comments won't make sense)

Dank Calamari: Guys stop being cute

Kermits Bitch: We have others ship to prioritize

Uravity: Oh ok...

Uravity: So how are we going to get them together?

Boom Boi: are we going skip pasted the part where she was UPSET that you crackheads didn't set her up with Deku?

Uravity: ...

Broccoli Boi:... 

Tenya Iida: Guys, we shouldn't be meddling with there love life! 

Boom Boi: I guess not

Acid Cum: This is helping them!

Tenya Iida: How do we know they like each other!?

Edgy Gurl: I caught them making out once

Where Art Thou: WHEN!

Edgy Gurl: After there fight with Mr. Aizawa

Dank Calamari: Ok now we have to

Rock Boi: Mina don't you have plans to get your ships canon?

Acid Cum: FUCK YEAH I DO

Tenya Iida: Mina!

Acid Cum: Shut the fuck up with your gotta go fast looking ass

Dank Calamari: OHHHH

FlexTape: ROASTED

Edgy Gurl removed Tenya Iida from "Class 1-A"

Edgy Gurl: No more distractions

Broccoli Boi: Mina do you have a plan?

Acid Cum: Yes and Broccoli Boi you're going to help me!

Broccoli Boi: Why me tho?

Acid Cum: Cause Todoroki is usually my partner in crime when it comes to ships

G(rape) Juice: Hehe cums

Uravity removed G(rape) Juice from "Class 1-A"

Acid Cum: AS I WAS SAYING

Acid Cum: Deku all u need to do is make sure Todoroki and Yaomomo get paired up for training tomorrow

Acid Cum: Hagakure its time...

Where Art Thou: Really?

Acid Cum: Really...

Broccoli Boi: What are you guys planing?

Where Art Thou: You'll see...

Edgy Girl: How vague

Monday 3:30 pm

Broccoli Boi: LOCK THE DOORS

Kermits Bitch: TRUST US

Uravity: SHIT THEY GOT TOKO

Caption Diabetes: The doors locked are you guys ok?

Broccoli Boi: ITS TODORoFYGN

Dank Calamari: IT TODOROKI ABORT MISSION

Where Art Thou: FUCK

Acid Cum: DID HE FREEZE THE DOOR

Can't Stop Twinkling: MR AIZAWA IS GOING TO KILL US

Time for some real writing bitchs

Mina saw the front door of the dorms slowly cover in ice when it was completely covered the door was kicked down. "SHIT RUN!" Hagakure yelled as everyone dispersed into there separate dorm rooms. On the other side of the door was Shoto Todoroki with an angry look on his face, and behind him was Momo Yaoyorozu with the same look on her face and holding Tokoyami from the collar with a phone in her hand. "SHIT THEY READ THE MESSAGES" Kirishima yelled with fear in his eyes. 

Before the students got to the staircase a wall of ice blocked there path. "Bird Brain are you not going to run!" Bakugou yelled as he pointed at the boy now back with his phone playing games on it, just vibing.

"They're blackmailing me!" he yelled back, horror in his eyes.

"TOKOYAMI I PROMISE YOU, I HAVE MORE DIRT ON YOU THEN THEY EVER COULD!" Mina screamed back.

"You wanna bet on that?!" Todoroki yelled staring daggers at Mina. "At 11:44 pm Tokyoami texted Tsu-" Momo began,

"NO!" Tokoyami and Tsuyu yelled in unison.

"You bitches are on your own!" Tsu yelled running over to Tokoyami.

"What were you guys planing?" Todoroki asked firmly.

Everyone looked at Mina and Tooru.

"FINE!" they said throwing there hands in the air. "While you two were training we going to push Yaomomo on two you to help you get the balls to confess!" Hagakure said happily to Todoroki who had calmed down a bit.

"That is a terrible plan!" Bakugou yelled back at them.

"You guys do know there dating already right?"

Everyone turned to look in the back of the crowd. It was Shoji.

"I DO YOU KNOW!?" Uraraka screamed at him.

"He asked," Todoroki said with a slight smirk on his face while walking over to melt the ice.

"WE ASKED!" Mina yelled.

"No, you didn't you just assumed," Yaomomo said laughing.

"ICYHOT YOU BASTARD!" Bakugou screamed while running towards Todoroki, creating mini explodes in his hands.

"Bakugou do you want me to inform Mr. Aizawa!" Iida said doing his robot arm thing.

An hour later the door was fixed, the ice was melted, and Iida was being blackmailed to not tell Mr. Aizawa. So needless to say it was a successful day.