Bitch...

1,000 reads

HOLY SHIT,

WHY ARE Y'ALL STILL READING THIS, IM TERRIBLE AT WRITING?!

And because this, shity, shity book got 1k reads Class 1-A will be reacting to ships! Again!

Todoroki: I'm sorry, WHY?!

Me: See the first ship had to be a Todoroki ship because you're fucking beautiful.

Uraraka: Me or him?

Me: Both, but I was talking to Todoroki.

Momo: I can see why people ship them, they have a close relationship, but their personalities don't match witch could be another reason to ship them.

Kaminari: But that's your boyfriend... and one of your best friends...

Momo: Yes, but I don't see it becoming canon anytime soon.

Mina: Boom, Roasted.

Sero: Midoriya, how does it feel? Your best friend stole your bitch.

Midoriya: I mean it's not THAT bad *Nerves laughter*

Mina: Really? Because that steam coming out of your eats says differently.

Midoriya: CAN WE MOVE ON!

Me: Looks like someone grew a spine.

Me: ...

Bakugou: ...

FBI: ...

Me: Isn't he like... 30?

Bakugou: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FANDOM!?

Me: I don't know man, I've seen worse and that's the problem

Kaminari: I mean I could see it-

FBI: Don't even think about it.

Midoriya: From the fear of what Todoroki will do to me, so I will shut my mouth.

Todoroki: Good call.

Sero: I mean I could see it happening. Midoriya is one of the smartest kids in class and Momo is smart, pretty, talented-

Todoroki: You made your point.

Tooru: AWW

Mina: The ONLY good momo ship is TodoMomo sooo, no.

Me: I disagree with that statement.

*A/n when I googled Mineta x Bakugou this was the only thing I could find :/*

Mineta: I mean I'm more into women but if I had to choose a guy...

Bakugou: NO NO NO FUCK NO, I WOULD RATHER DATE ACID CUM THEN GRAPE RAPE OVER THERE

Mina: Awww, you would date me?

Sero: No he said he would date you over Mineta.

Mina: Still counts!

Kirishima: Heyyy Mineta... back off my man...

Bakugou: Wait, WHAT?!

Todoroki: WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!

Mina: Ok, I know I said he was the hottest guy in school, but that's Momo's boyfriend! 

Me: Actually I didn't know this ship existed, but when I googled Mina x this was one of the search results.

Mina: But, WHYYYYYY?!

Momo: I know I defended the last one but really fandom?

Kirishima: I could kinda see it tho

Mina + Todoroki: WHY?!

Kirishima: You guys are complete opposites!

Tooru: Your ship game is trash.

Me: Ok last one,

FBI: Ayy yo, what the fuck!

Tsu: If anyone ships this please tell me why?

Tokoyami: This is illigal.

Bakugou: No shit Sherlock.

Kirishima: Bakubro stop.