Me: Hey, you mentally ill fucks! 

Todoroki: Why do you say they're mentally ill?

Me: Because they're still reading this far!

Me: This book is shit!

Todoroki: Oh...

Me: Ok so today Class 1-A will be...

*Insert drum roll here*

Me: Reacting to ships!

Midoriya: ...but why tho...

Me: But why no tho?

Kirishima: Top tiar counter argument

Me: Ok so first ship,

Todoroki: ...

Midoriya: ...

Uraraka: ...

Yaomomo: ...

Me: ...

Me: OH GOD GAGGING JUST LOOKING AT IT (Ok edit. I still don't ship them but me saying that was kinda rude. The thing I most hate is the annoying fangirls that put down other ships and characters (Ironic since I was doing that))

Midoriya: Why does this exist!?!

Todoroki: WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IM GAY!?!

Uraraka:*Holds knife to Todoroki' neck* DEKU' MINE

Todoroki: You think I want Broccoli Boi!?

Midoriya: Hey...

Ashido: Ok I know this ship belongs in the deepest DARKEST pit of HELL, but...

Kirishima: But what?

Ashido: No that's it

Tsu: Yaomomo are you ok?

Momo.exe has stopped working.

Me: Ok, NEXT!

(Ok funny story, I was googling fan art of Minteta x Momo, but all of the pics were really REALLY fucked up. So be grateful, I've seen some shit...)

Yaomomo: *Gaging*

Mineta: YAAAY

Yaomomo: OH WHAT THE FUCK!

Iida: LANGUAGE MOMO!

Me: Shhhh, let her have this...

Kaminari: I wonder what Auther~Chan saw?

Me: KAMINARI NO!

Kaminari.exe has stopped working.

Jirou: Oh come on it can't be that ba- MY EYES MY VIRGIN EYES!

Todoroki: *Holding momo* CAN WE PLEASE MOVE ON!

Me: I would like to move on, but that will take a lot of time *gags* and therapy, so let's go *gags* to the next ship.

All the girls: AWWW

Jirou: This is the eye bleach I needed

Me: You know if Tokoyami weren't in the picture this would be my OTP

Uraraka: Tsu! We look so cute in this picture!

Tsu: I never thought about it but I do look good in glasses, right Toko?

Tokoyami.exe has stopped working.

Hagakure: This is acutely a really cute ship!

Jirou: Tsu you do look cute in glasses.

Mineta: Tsuyu with glasses...

Tokoyami and Tsu: Diaper Baby if you don't shut the fuck up or I swear.

Ashido: And... Mineta killed Tsu with glasses

Yaomomo: Oh god MINETA *gags a lot*

Mineta: Kami is this a good thing?

Kaminari: Absolutely not.

Todoroki still holding Momo: MOVING ON

Me: Ok last one,

Me: Ok I love this ship soooo

Bakugou: WTF

Todoroki: S u f f e r

Bakugou: Why the fuck am I shipped that psycho!?

Toga: Because I'm CUTE

Twice: *Dying inside*

Ashido: I can actually see this happening

Sero: Yeah, Boom Boi, and Crazy Bitch

Bakugou: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

Kirishima: If she wasn't in The League than yeah!

Kaminari: ...But.. KiriBaku...

Me: I ship them both equally Kami

Me: And on that note see you guys on the next chapter of this shitty book!

Ok so the whole chapter was a joke, if you ship any of the ships trashed on, I'm sorry this was just my opinion and how I believe they would react to these ships, so I'm sorry if to get offended by this chapter. :)