Dis mah baby bro (Larry), found him in a forest, love our thicc boy. He is ten and he is calm, cool, and collected. All though every now and again he looses he shi- sheets. If you even look at the treat bag he is there from across the house before you can turn around. He also chases his tail on the rare occasion he decides not to be fat.

This is mitty, she is a demonic sleep stealing demon, she is gangster, she does this thing where she window shop hunts, she stares out the window but the second you set her out the side she goes friggin nutz, she will murder to get back inside, she sulks for the rest of the day and acts traumatized.