A/N

This is Dragon, Sundew's awesome friend, with some more quotes from people at my school, because students are strange. 

I hope you like them!

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Student A: Okay, so there's an algorithm to solving a Rubik's Cube. . .
Teacher: Okay, can you show me?
Student A: So you do them in layers.
Student B: Hashtag that's not how you do it
Everyone in class: Did you just say the word "hashtag"???

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"Today, we're going to work on-"
"Can I go potty?"
"No."

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"I know this is a beautiful blue liquid that looks like Kool-Aid."
"Can I drink it?"
"I was just getting to that."
"Oh."
"Can you stop interrupting?"
"Okay."
"Anyway, please don't drink it, because it will cause you to throw up very violently."
"How violently?"
"One kid drank it, years back, and burst a blood vessel in his eye he was throwing up so hard."
"He didn't listen to directions, did he?"
"He was just like you, then."

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"Once, I went to the bathroom, and I saw pink writing on the wall. I think it was a love note."

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"You look like a crumpled up paper ball."
"You look like a mirror."
"That makes no sense."
"You reflect the bad things in the world."
*gasp*

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"My friends want me to offer you free head lice."
"What? No! I decline your offer!"

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"I'm sittin' in my monster, GOT THE HANG OF IT."
"I'm sittin' in my monster, GOT THE HANG OF IT."

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*talking about a staff name Vinny*
"I think his name was Vincent."
"No, I think it's Bryant. I clearly remember him being named Bryant."
"No, I know he was Vincent."
"No, I remember it being like, Bryant! Or maybe Bryan, or something."

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"Can you help me?"
"No, I'm like the worst person to ask!"
". . ."
"No, the actual worst person would be a second grader."

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"AHH!"
*pause*
"That was unnecessary."
"It was."

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"She has a freckle in her eye."
"How is that possible?"
"I have no idea."

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"Why were you waiting by the door without moving?"
"I was waiting for him to move."
"I was waiting for him to move."
"So why didn't you just go?"
"Because we would've run into each other."

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*gets to class first*
"I beat you!"
"That's not fair. I ran the whole way."
"I walked."

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"You gonna give me whoopin's?"
"You called me a Disease!"
"I forgot your name."

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*Duck Tales theme song*
Kid: I watch this show everyday at 2am

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"I am -----! You cannot destroy me!"
*gets slapped*
"Haha, I destroyed you."

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"I like the sound of you sleeping."
"That's a bit creepy."
"It's so relaxing."
"I talk in my sleep and snore very loud."
"It's not relaxing."

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Teacher: There are three levels of Mr. Tell.
Teacher: You've only met the first one
Teacher: The second is Mr. Yell.
Teacher: And the third. . .
Teacher: Is Mr. Hell.

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"ONLY CHINA WAS WET AT THE TIME OF THE CRIME."

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"It's illegal to make out with potatoes."
"Oh really? Guess I broke the law."

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"I broke the slinky of time." 
"What?"
"In other words, sorry I'm late." 

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"Remember, it's okay to ask questions."
"Why?" 
"Very funny." 
"Why?" 
"Alright, we're done with that now." 
"Why?"
"Seriously, please stop so I can continue the lesson now."
"Why."
"*sigh* I'll just ignore you now."
"Why?"
"Now, can anyone remind me what text structure would be-"
"Why?"
"Charlie, please step outside."
"Why?"
"Now, Charlie."
"Why?"
"I will call the deen." 
"Why?"
"Because your behavior is unexceptional."
"Why?"
"I am losing my patience with you, Charlie." 
"Why?"
"Step. Out. Side."
"Why?"
"*sigh* Fine I'm going to call the deen now."
"Why?"
*Gets out his walkie talkie*
"AHHHH!" *runs out of the room into the hall*
"That's better."

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"How do you like them apples?"
"Not very much, I prefer oranges."

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"Has anyone seen my ruler?"
"Yeah."
"Where is it?"
"Down the back of my shirt."
"What?"
"I stole it and used it as a backscratcher, then accidentally dropped it down my shirt."
". . .you can keep the ruler."
"Sweet!" 

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"Ugh, you're so f*cking gay."
"Um, no. The correct term would actually be lesbian since I'm a girl, and no, I am not lesbian, I am bisexual. Also, gay should not be used as an insult, it is actually a. . ."
(One angry rant later)
"Uhm. . . okay?"
"Hmph *walks away*."

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"I like goldfish, they remind me of my sister."
"Oh really, how so?"
"Goldfish are fish, and my sister is also a fish."
"Okay. . .?"

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"KAZOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"What?"
"I smuggled a kazoo into math and then played it while we were supposed to be silent."
"Good for you?"
"Yes, it was very good for me, because no one saw me do it so I didn't get in trouble."

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"I hate algebra so mama Mia much."

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"Mr. Teacher sir dude?"
"That's my name." 
"I think someone took a big dump under your desk."
"What?"
"OH MY GOD, IT MOVED!"
". . .Rachel, that's my foot."

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"OH SHE'S SWEET BUT A PSYCO!"
"A LITTLE BIT PSYCO!"
"AT NIGHT SHE'S SCREAMING!"
"I'M MA-MA-MA-MA MIND!"
"OH, SHE'S HOT BUT A PSYCO!"
"SO LEFT!"
"BUT SHE'S RIGHT THOUGH!"
"AT NIGHT SHE'S SCREAMING!"
"I'M MA-MA-MA-MA MIND!"
"Boys, we are in the middle of a lesson, please save the karaoke for later."

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"See the coffee. Want the coffee. Smell the coffee. Buy the coffee. Drink the coffee. BE THE COFFEE!"

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"MS. MANTILA!"
"Yes, can I help you?"
"My partner is doing kinky TikTok dances instead of helping me."
"*sigh* Benny, sit down."

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"Truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Have you ever licked a pencil?"
"What kind of question is that?"
"I dunno, I was just trying to see if I'm not alone in the pencil licking game."

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"My aunt is an apple tree."

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*talking about dimmers for lights*
"I have a connection to that word. Once someone called me a . . . dimwit."
"Okay?"

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*kid singing a song about the science teacher*
"Can you save that for later?"
*keeps singing*
"I want to teach this class."
*still singing*
"I will call Mr. T!"
"OMG IT'S MR. TELL!!! Hey! I was singing a song for you!"

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"The ground is squishy."
"Eww, it is."

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"Car and other junk were hit."
"Personal perspective!"
"That would make a good headline."
"Personal Perspective: Car and Other Junk Were Hit."

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A/N

Kids are weird.

Some of these are from Sundew (like, 2.5), but whatever. She'll be fine.

-𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔤𝔬𝔫