A/N: The people in my school said more stupid stuff, so I wrote more quotes. :)

"STOP SPRAYING YOUR STUPID FIFTY-DOLLAR BATH AND BODY WORKS SUMMER SPICE-SCENTED SPRAY ALL OVER MY GEOMETRY HOMEWORK!"

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*In Ojibwe class speaking Ojibwe* 
"Is that pig Latin?"

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"All the boys in this school are disappointing, I just wanna fall in love with a hot guy."

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"When life gives you lemons throw them away and demand apples." 

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"Can you two go make out in a closet? Just to humor me."

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"You should grow a tony stark goatee."

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"You. . . are. . .  BASIC!"

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"Well, I've never met them so I can only judge them by their looks."

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"What's 'no' in Spanish?"

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"I did not need to be traumatized this early in the morning."

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*looking at the flag of India*
"Man, the flag of Indiana is really pretty."

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"Oh! Let's have a conversation."

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"Is there a Teletubbies trap remix?"

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"I am Demeter."

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"I don't really do emotions, sorry."

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"I'm gonna own a gay alpaca farm."

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"I did not expect you to have a chin."

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"I might have been dating them before, I don't really know, but I definitely know we're not dating now."

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"Well. . . I got six cents, sooo. . ."

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"Babies give you rabies."

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"I just broke out into a dramatic musical number. . . and you IGNORED ME!"

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"My dog's currently in a box on our shelf." 

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"Genders are stupid. Let's all just become monkeys instead."

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"Oh my god! Can't we just have a civil conversation without you bringing up pokemon?"

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"I'm gonna draw my lizard in cowboy boots."

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"NO! STOP! THOSE CORN MUFFINS ARE FOR THE SQUIRRELS!"

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"Yeah, they tied me to that tree over there with a jump rope."

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"Lunch is overrated. I ate yesterday."
"Well, that's the thing, you see. Lunch is kind of a daily thing."

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"Who the actual *flapjack* gets over five hours of sleep every night?"

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"We made eye contact so I ran up the stairs but then I fell down them and was forced to look at him again so now I hate these stairs."

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"Can I copy your notes?"
"No, write your own."
"But I missed what he said."
"Time travel."

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"I touched the plastic knife. . . and it felt sharp."

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"Screw you, I'm sitting under this table for the rest of class."

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"You almost lit your notes on fire."
"Well, it's the teacher's fault for letting us all do a lab involving any form of heat, whatsoever."

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"This burrito is the grossest thing I've ever touched."
"You stuck your hand in a garbage can, fell on chewed gum, and dissected a cow eye yesterday."
"I stand by what I said."

A/N:

That's all, I hope you enjoyed reading the stupid things I've heard people say.

Bye,

-Sundewʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔ