Hi. I'm John Laurens, I am 21 years old and I am on the football team and I have a girlfriend, Martha Mannings.....I hate her. I hate all girls- well, I don't hate hate all girls, I just hate the ones that try and hit on me. Listen. I don't have any sexual desire for girls. I don't want to date girls. I am gay as fuck.

The only people who know I am gay are my friends Lafayette, Hercules, and the Schuyler Sisters. When I'm not around others and it's just me and my friends, I paint sunflowers on my face, cuddle my turtle plushie and play my ukulele. In all honesty, I rather fuck a chainsaw gently than the girls that I do fuck.

My dad forces me to have sex with all different kinds of girls just so I can prove to my dad that I'm not gay. But it doesn't really change anything, it just gives me the chance to sit there and think about hot men...

It's my second year at King's college and I already want to die- well that is until Mr. Alexander Hamilton walked into my life. 

A/N Next chapter will be long I promise.

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Bye beautiful horny sinful hamiltrash bitches ♡