Okay! Obviously I don't know what a rant book really is, cuz last time I checked, those things are updated almost daily. Here I am, treating this book- LIKE A BOOK!

But let me not rant before the rant once again, so here we go.

I got some back problems, scoliosis to be exact, so exercise doesn't come that easily for me.

So! Recently, like around 1 month ago (yeah, since 1 month is recent) I did around 4-5 inclined push-ups using a bed that my sister was lying down on for where my hands rest.

Then I switched to the floor for REAL push-ups. Gotta have my daily dose of real push-ups! (Guys, remind me to post a video from YouTube having to do with that daily dose thing. It's really funny!)

Continuing, my form for push-ups isn't really that good or straight and won't get much better due to my back, BUT THAT WON'T STOP ME FROM GETTING THOSE ABS AND THOSE BICEPS AND TRICEPS! (Oh yeah, there's a next video for that too! Don't forget to remind me guys! And the reason why I'm not gonna be posting the videos in this chapter yet is because I wanna post this as soon as I go home, don't wanna keep y'all waiting. 😉)

I once did a half-effort workout and got the lines for forming abs on my stomach, that was about a month before this month I'm writing about now ago... Okay, you're not the only one confused, I am too.

Let me clear it up: This thing I'm writing now took place around a month ago, and I got the lines around a month before the exercise I'm writing about now. Hmmmmm, if you still don't understand, ask me on my message board I guess? But I think this clears it up enough.

So, the lines from that first exercise are still here! *Looks at them while writing this* A bit faded, but I'll work on 'em. *shrugs*.

So, down I go on my first push-up of the night (that night a month ago).

'Hmm, that was relatively easy,'. And I came back up a little uneasily.

So, to the second push-up of the night!

'OH MY GOSH! THIS IS SO DIFFICULT!!!'

And I shakily came back up, my whole body shaking and vibrating.

O-on to the n-next push-up o-of the n-night.

'NOPE, NOPE! CAN'T COME BACK UP!!!'

And I fell to the floor mentally sulking in my Uchiha corner.

The whole time (which was really short but felt like eternity) my sister disencouraged (dunno if that's a word or not, cuz my IPad's putting a red line under it) me, but it was all jokes, jokes. *laughs and smiles... while adding her name (Dana) to my kill list. (maniacal laugh)*

So, feeling really weak form those push-ups, I started crawling back to my zone, the shadows. See, my bro, sis, and I play a game sometimes where you can only stay in your zone. They're in the light while I'm in the darkness.

There I was on the ground, tryna get back to the darkness. I crawled a good distance on my first trek, then I stopped for a little break.

My next trek wasn't as successful, it was really short.

My 3rd trek was horrible. I barely moved.

'Ugh! I must make it to the shadows! Ah! Forget about it!'

I just got up and walked to my bed. I planned on turning off the lights, but instead I sat down and wrote this.

DaynaWilson3 - Hey Nae? (Her name's Dayna) What's this? *holds up my kill list* And why is my name and your sister's name on it?

Me- Wh-wha- WHAT IS THAT ABOMINABLE PIECE OF BARK WITH INK SMEARED ACROSS IT DOING WITH YOUR NAME AND MY SIS' NAME ON IT?!?

Dayna- Dude, it's a piece of paper with pen ink on it- written in YOUR handwriting.

Me- O-oh.

*suitcase with watermelon* (For the third time, remind me to post a video on this. Sorry. But XD cuz the vid's funny.)

Did I tell y'all that electricity works with me? Like, on my cue.

One time, I was talking with my family, and being the little spoiled little Uchiha brat I am, I slammed my fist on the table... And electricity went off. My family looked at me like how you would possibly (I repeat, possibly) look at a ghost.

Another time, I was mad because I had to go feed my dog instead of my brother. After I fed him, I came back in the house, and when I closed (slammed) the door, electricity went off.

Then there's the time I was walking at school, and the weather was kinda stormy. I had two friends with me (DaynaWilson3) at the time, and when I stepped on a metal sheet thing on the pathway, lightning went off.

In my house when my mom was starting up the computer, I was just walking pass. I whistled a four note tune (I don't remember if it was the Mockingjay tune or not) and the computer did that little four note chime thing it does when it starts up immediately after.

Not to mention another time electricity went off (The country I live in isn't that stable electricity-wise, plus the hurricane affected us a bit) and I was yelled at to get out of bed and feed my dog. I stepped inside the bathroom and took out a comb to fix my unruly, gravity-defying hair. (I've got horrible bed hair.)

As soon as the comb touched my hair, electricity came back on.

Cool, huh?

So don't mess with me, or I'll light you up, electrifyingly.

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Yeah, I know it sucks. I'm sorry, I tried my best. I'll stop.

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One night, my bro walked in my room and saw me on the bed. He thought I was sleeping, so he was being a nice brother (unlike the brother he is during the day) and wishing me goodnight. My head was facing the opposite way from him.

Bro: Goodnight Nae. Love you.

Me: *turns arounds and growls* Errrrrrrr (That's literally how I said it)

Bro: *turns back to his normal self (cough evil)* Don't scare me like that!

Aaaaaaaaand punching me... I think. Most likely cuz he does that on a daily basis.

Okay! That's all for now! Stay awesome and weird people!