My sister got a phone call two days ago. We weren't familiar with the phone number, but she answered it anyway, putting the phone on speaker. It was abnormally loud on the other end. After my sister said hello a few times, she was ready to hang up, until someone answered back to her.

The guy introduced himself and proceded by asking, "Who is your carrier for cable TV?"

My sister looked at me and said, "We don't own a TV."

The guy on the other end seemed shocked and gasped, "Are you serious?!"

I rolled my eyes at that statement. Without missing a beat, my sister continued, "Yes. There are people who don't own a TV you know."

The guy almost laughed as he asked, almost insultingly, "Where do you live? A cabin?"

Listening to this conversation I smiled  and said, "We sure do! We live deep in the woods with no internet connection! We're cavemen who don't know what cable is!"

He hung up instantly, my sister and I died laughing. It's a shame he hung up early, the conversation was only starting! Just so you know, there are people who don't own a TV, and we're doing fine like the rest of you.