You know those clocks that have only Roman numerals? Especially in church? Do you ever wonder how can a preacher read time that fast? I mean, even with regular numbers it still takes me like five minutes to figure it out....okay, maybe not that long, but still. You understand, don't you?

While the preacher is opening his bible and glances back at the congregation and be like "Church is just about over, so I won't take much of your time, I'll just take five to ten minutes."

And guess what? Bingo! About ten minutes past as he finishes his sermon.

Sorry, had to rant about this...