Me:hey guys I'm back with my "loving" brother Micheal and my best/childhood friend Brandon

Micheal:Why did you put " " on loving?

Me:Because I wanted

Micheal:you got no rights

Me:I do!

Brandon:can you two calm down?

Me:whatever

Micheal:fine

Me:anyways guys look at my ring that Bran gave me yestarady because yestarady was our friendship anniversary 

Me:I love you Bran

Brandon:What?!

Me:as a friend you idoit!

Brandon:I knew that