When you write a fanfiction with your friends

I woke up on the starry, glittery, amazingly amazing night. I stared out the window and gracefully stuck my neck out of it three and a half inches and my 7th choker jumped off my neck and onto the ground 38 stories below me. “OH HECK NAW!” I yelled, Louder than a pack of wild rabid geeses on a unicycle. I then heard with my impeccable hearing, someone violently shout “that didn’t butter my eggroll one bit”. I looked down at the sidewalk and saw none other then theodd1sout using a Segway. I ran super sonic speed down the 347 flights of stairs and saw James and said, “senpai, you do not how long I have waited to finally make you fall in love with me”. As he looked at me his friend asked, “why” James answered back “yeah,they do that”. He looked deep in my eyes, and asked “what color is your toothbrush?” “Mine?...mines red, just like my heart that longs for you!” Suddenly he left, he said that he had to walk his goldfish”. “Senpai! I back d into the allyway… 1 day you will be mine”... in the distance I heard a circus with amazing singers, could it be? “Yes, he must have gone to the circus with Zac Effron”. I quickly ran to the area in which it was located while screaming SENPAIIIII, but, then I ran into Zac. “ oh um, sorry, I did-“ Then my brain exploded “Oh my G-O-S-H, Senpai, my true love” and Zac Efron blinked before silently backing away. “Senpaiiiii you can run but you can’t hide!!” Them I started chasing him until I bumped into Tom Holland. “Forget Zac Efron! I want a chunk of you!” I yelled, tackle-hugging him. “Bae, you are the only one I want” then Tom Holland gave me a thumbs up. Bruh, I’m gonna die. “Yaaaaa Senpai” I screamed, then Tom Holland just poofed (or pooped) and disappeared. I felt like a stale meme just waiting to be forgotten, like harambe. That gorilla was such a…. “DID SOMEONE THINK HARAMBE?” I heard. The voice was familiar- almost like a squeaky middle school boy- yet almost childish. Suddenly, from the Fortnite bush, Diego, Doras third-wheel cousin appeared! “I am a mind reader and have been always. My mother told me to always never tell anyone-“ he said. “u darn kid I don’t need this right now just go away” I reponded with a sigh. My senpais were gone- but then, Diego took off his Diego costume to reveal 2 tickets to shark boy and lava girl the musical! “Wowza, that sure does add sum xtra cheese to my nachos. Sorry I doubted you Diego”I shouted within a 6-foot radius. How shall I ever get to the ball- I mean, musical? Then I remembered the fish of the sea, just it “flounder”! Diego and I said in unison, “he could bring me to it”!!! And just maybe my senpais will be their as I traveled to the musical flounder gave me a secret location for to find them, 44 wallaby way, yes! Right by the British! I ditched the musical thinking, screw that I’d rather have my senpais!! We swam there, it only took an hour or two, but I found it, as I search d high and low up and down sideways and other ways, I also met Noah Schnapp and he told me that all my senpais were being held hostage at Taco Bell being forced to watch Mt.Dew Doritos the musical, a brand new mission feature about how the beautiful lady Mt.Dew came to love Dorito Romeo. Ahh yes, I thought, it’s the screenplay that I wrote one day in a Buckys bathroom! Now all my senpais could see it! I then fell on my bottom in the ocean after a wild alpaca pushed me in. “You’ll have to turn the other cheek ok” said Noah, which was correct. (I’m not mocking the Bible ok guys) we got a canoe and row row rowed our boat all the way to the Taco Bell. Once we got there I ran in screaming seenpaiiii!!! But first ordered a soft taco. Then when they all realized it was me they slow clapped
Because I made the musical, FINALLY THEY AR EIN LOVE WITH ME!!! As my first order of business I chose you Tom Holland, as he stood there in confusion, I said “hush, I know what you’re going to say” you do?!? He said “yes” a sound of relief came from his mouth, “I DO, I DO,  I DO, I WILL MARRY U WHERES THE RING????!!!!???” He sat back down with a worried face but, I assured him we would be together forever, and he said with live in his eyes, “Yeah… Let’s go bro” he said standing up “I just have to go to the bathroom..” “I’ll come with you!” I yell, and almost as soon as I said that he screamed and ran away. So, naturally, I followed him all the way home, kidnapped him, and married him. Now he is my husband. He is mine forever.