Me: *shows Lakey* MOM MOM MOM MOM LOOK AT THISH CUTENESS...

Mom: Why don't you make me as a troll? *but in Tagalog*

Me: uh... what color do ya wanna be then?

Mom: *points at Branchie near me* Like Branch, but the same color as your version as a troll.

Me: *silently fan girls over Branch* sure.

OMIGAWD MOM😂😆