So yeah

I was having a 'chat' with SoberPug 's version of Phone guy and Phone dude
They're assholes.... With an A+
So yeah

Me: This is a warning Jason for you only. Me and my friend have a surprise for you, it'll be painful... Very painful *giggles evilly as I walk off*

Jason: okay? What the fuck?

Me: Get REKT

Jason: I don't want to get wrecked... You can't tell me what to do with my life!

Me: Bite me Bïtçh

Anthony: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jason: *bites my hand*

Scott: Watch you fucking language

Me: is that the best you can do? *kicks Jason off and flips the bird* That's a bit rich coming from you Scott

Scott: stop calling me rich! I ant some brand of FÛÇKÎÑG tea!

Me: well at least you ain't the kind of tea I'm drinking... Which is nothing cause I don't drink tea

All my followers: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

Me: *wearing shades*