Me: *looking through books*

Para: *jumps out* SCRAAAAAAAA-

*someone yells out lunch time*

Me: Ha! (Cookies) you my lunch is ready

Para: And?

Me: dude you can't touch me

Para: what is this?! I'm (cookies) scary!

Me: Scary? I'll tell you what scary! Getting chased by Possessed Mike Asswipe!

Para: that's selfish! Y'know back in the day he scared way more people than me

Me: yeah and I totally feel for them, but he likes me so I'm not even scared

Para: you think you got it hard? I've been trapped in your mind for so long, I've gone cray cray. I don't get paid to be YOURE evil side. But then again I'm getting the work experience

Me: *sighs*

Para: LUNCH OR NOT IMA TEAR YOU FACE OFF AND SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOULL (cookies) EXPRESSSIONS FOR WEE- *disappears*

Me: her biggest weakness... My mind. I'm off to lunch see you later!

Para: *appears* BAH OH (cookies) GODDAMNIT *disappers again*