Random person: can you pass me a pen?
Me: I would but I've chewed them all
Random person: oh...

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classmate: *Chinese speaking*
Me: English please
Classmate: Sorry...

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Me: *sitting in morning meeting*
Random person: *farts*
Me: O_O'

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Me: *in class*
Teacher: *blah blah blah maths trigonometry algebra blah blah blah*
Me: *sneezes loudly*
Everyone except me: *jumps*
Me: Excuse me

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Me: *walking around*
*silence*
Me: *burps*
*it echoes*
Me: Excuse me

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Me: *sleeping in maths class with a note in front of me*
Note: Wake me up and you will die
Teacher: -_-'

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Me: *drawing with earbuds in*
School friend: Shard!
Me: *ignores*
School friend: SHARD
Me: *annoyed* WHAT
School friend: Selfie! *takes photo*
Me: DO YOU MIND

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Me: *trying to sleep*
Roommates: *on phones and laptops and the light disturbs me*
Me: Turn it off
Roommates: *turn them off*
*five minutes later*
Roommates: *on phones*
Me: GET OFF THE F***ING PHONES OR ILL TELL