Me: Hey guys I'm Shard and I'm with my brother Anthony and my friend Lucy and today we are playing some games in Minecraft

Lucy: *gets killed* I'm dead...

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you got budder slapped

Lucy: What's a budder slapper?

Me: Omg I can imagine your grave what's a budder slapper what's a budder slapper

Anthony: LoL

-meanwhile in the lobby-

Lucy: it's very lonely here

Me: Lucy relax I just found a diamond sword everything's fine

Lucy: Thank god I was worried about you till then

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-sometime later-

Anthony: I can't do it

Me: Sure you can just stay calm or your gonna start crapping everywhere

Anthony: AW *craps so hard the rocket he was inside takes off*

Me: you're doing it!

-in space-

*the rocket flies past us*

Lucy: There's sweetcorn in it

Anthony: That burns so bad

Me: mmm... Good

Lucy: You want fries with that?

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA