When you finally find a good fanfic but it hasn't been updated in a long time.

*clears throat and points* George deValier, I'm looking at you. Not updating any of your fanfics for as long as five years?! What happened?! They are the epitome of feels and humor! Utter perfection! I'm surprised you haven't published anything yet! You would definitely knock any of those #1 New York bestselling books out of the ring. Yes, your books are that good. You can't leave your fans on cliffhangers! Catch Perfect and Besame Mucho, I'm looking at you two. Though, after reading your profile update, I don't think you're going to be updating anything anytime soon... but I will wait! Take your time. I have faith that you will return and finish the stories... one day...