*stops reading when I hit the twenty-second chapter*

(ō_ō) ...

Ugh...

How could someone even write this piece of...of...honestly I don't even know what to call it.

It's a Harry Potter fanfiction.

Don't read it.

Please.

For your own safety.

I'm warning you.

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EVERYONE'S A VAMPIRE LIKE WHAT THE HECK—