So i was *title* and i came up with dis story... idk i just.. idk
This will be rly cringe but my so called "story thoughts" are pretty cringy.. and i guess u dont accually ask for someones sexuality out of nowhere... oh well here goes nothing!

[  H/N = His name ]
*me and my squad + a dude*
Me: "Hey *insert name here*, um i havent asked you this before, but whats your sexuality? I mean, it looked like you flirted with that other guy over there" *;)*

Friend #1: "yea totally, i was just WAITING for you guys to make out or something!"

H/N: "relax you two! It was nothing. Besides, im as straight as a small "l"! " (L)

Friend #2: "heh, yea right.."
*shows pics*

H/N: "whu... uhm ok... im as straight as spaghetti!"

Friend #3: "ye as straight as warm spaghetti..."

H/N: "well i guess as straight as UNCOOKED spaghetti then!"

Me: "wats the purpose of having spaghetti then.."

H/N: "guys staph"

Friend #2: "ok guys lets just settle this.. he's as straight as a rainbow.."

Everyone: "yasyasyasyasyas"
Him: "wtf"

Thats it
Yea idk that just happened i should be asleep rn what am i doing?!

Also im goind to the dentist tomorrow.. WISH ME LUCK YALL!

Gnight :)