Disclaimer :This poem is a product of the imagination and wrath of the poet. It is intended to be a work of humour. So the poet believes that the readers will respect that, enjoy and hopefully laugh their asses off. Btw I'm still gonna get those sexist comments aren't I?!

I find it tedious to repeat,
Come on people take a seat,

I hope you don't find this offending,
I'm just sick and tired of pretending,

How my brain is stuck in an electronic blender,
Because of my hatred for the opposite gender,

And how my gut tightens and I frown,
When ever a guy tries to show me down,

Don't get me wrong, I don't like most fellows,
Hate the small talk, the 'hi' s and 'hello' s,

And you will say, All of them are not the same,
Well then here let me present my claim,

Out of all the ones I've met,
The belief in my mind has been set,

That no matter how they look, no matter how they talk,
All those that girls date and all of those that girls stalk,

The depths of their minds are a reason for shame,
Believe me, deep down, they're all bloody same,

And you might think I'm being unfair, unworthy, plain lame,
And maybe I am but hey I'm not the one to blame,
All of it is just a pretence, a mere game,
Because I've seen deep down they're all the same,
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A/N
You might think I'm frustrated, rather frustrating,
Of all the facts I am stating,

Honestly I can't help it I have to write,
And it's gotta be this because this is what I think of day and night.

Peace ✌
Jc