Marvel as Vines Part 2
Decided to make another one of these bad boys, even though none of you probably asked. Sorry, it's just, I've been watching those Marvel as Vines videos on YouTube and I had to. So enjoy.
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Dinner time with the Avengers
Vision: If it's one thing I know what to do in this house, it's how to cook, alright?
Sam: What are you making then? Fire over there?
Vision: *sees his pasta on fire* OH MY GOD-
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Sam: I saw you hanging out with Steve yesterday!
Bucky: Sam, this is not what you think!
Sam: I won't hesitate, b*tch! *takes out a gun*
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The Avengers baking cookies
Pepper: *sees a gingerbread man left on the counter* Put. Gerard. Back!
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Clint: Pietro, wake up!
Pietro: Five more minutes..
Clint: You've been in a coma for 2 years!
Pietro: Okay. Two more minutes..
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The Guardians grocery shopping
Drax: *wants to buy some candy and grabs it*
Quill: Put that candy back, I'm not buying you all that mess.
Drax: *throws the candy at Quill's face*
Quill: Try me, b*tch
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Tony: Mother trucker, dude. That hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!
Steve: Watch your profanity
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Sam and Bucky grocery shopping; part 2
*The dairy section*
Bucky: *grabs some cheese*
Sam: *catching everyone's attention* Ooh, he's stealing cheese! He's stealing cheese!
Bucky: *is so done with Sam and throws the cheese back*
Sam: *cackles and turns the camera off*
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Vision and Ultron making a YouTube video
Vision: And is there anything else you'd like to say to the people who's watching?
Ultron: My favorite color is blood.
Vision:... Okay..
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Falcon and Winter Soldier series
Bucky: *throws the shield to somewhere far*
Sharon: What the..
Sam: What the f*ck, Bucky?
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Natasha: Steve, your speech was so good!
Steve: Oh my god I didn't even like try, it was like improbable!
Natasha: Oh my god, why didn't you just take the freaking COMPLIMENT?!
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Scott in a Halloween decoration store
Scott: *gesturing to the fake ghosts* All these ghosts, all these ghosts, and I still can't find a boo.
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The Extended Avengers on a road trip
Quill: *sees a road work ahead sign* 'Road work ahead'? Uh, yea, I sure hope it does.
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Killmonger: YOU READY TO F*CKING DIE?!
Shuri: No- Yo I'm a bad b*tch, you can't kill me!
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Sam and Bucky in a café ordering their drinks
Sam: Get the orange soda, it's amazing
Bucky: Okay. (To the waiter) I'll have the strawberry soda
Sam: *utter betrayal* >:O
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Quill shirtless with a guitar singing to Gamora who's laughing with Mantis
Quill: I love you, b*tch
Mantis: Oh my god
Gamora: *laughs*
Quill: I ain't gonna never stop loving you, b*tch
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Steve: Sure, you may be verified on Twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of God?
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Infinity War
Tony: (about Thanos and the Black Order) THERE ARE SOME ALIENS IN OUR CITY! OH MY-
All of the Avengers: *blasts guns and blasters and powers* THIS IS NOT YOUR LAND!!!! GO!!!
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Sam and Bucky getting drive thru
Bucky: Is Wendy working today?
Sam:.. Bro you didn't roll your window down.
Bucky: What?
Second try
Bucky: Is Wendy working today?
Sam: I think they're closed.
Bucky: Yeah, me too.
Third try
Bucky: Is Wendy working today?
Sam: Dude I think we're at Taco Bell.
Bucky: What? How?
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Wanda and Vision kissing
Pietro: (to the other Avengers) What the f*ck? Is this allowed? What the f*ck? Is that allowed?
Wanda: *looks at him in annoyance* Stop
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Bucky's birthday
Sam: *gives him a present* Happy birthday, b*tch!
Bucky: So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?
Sam:.. Happy birthday?
Bucky: *throws a glass of drink in his face*
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An actual scene in Falcon and Winter Soldier
Sam: *knocks on bathroom door while entering* Oh good, you're not busy.
Bucky: *cutting his hair* Actually, Sam, I am busy.
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Thor, Loki, and Valkyrie at McDonalds
Random Ronald McDonalds dude: *gets on the counter* LET'S MCFREAKING LOSE IT! GET OUT OF YOUR MIND
Thor: *holds Loki and Val back* don't approach them
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Shuri: This is how I enter my house. *enters the castle* WHAT'S UP, F*CKERS!?!
T'Challa: Why are you on my phone?!
Shuri: F*CK YOU, THAT'S WHY!
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Sam and Bucky having a pillow fight
Sharon: *recording* Sam, don't. Sam. Sam, Sam, Sam, watch the lights, dude
Bucky: Careful with the lights, man.
Sam: *throws a pillow and breaks the light*
Sharon: Sh*t! *puts the camera down*
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Tony: Good night, kids☺
Peter: *jumps out of bed* WE WILL NEVER SLEEP, CAUSE SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!
Peter and Morgan: WE WILL NEVER SLEEP, CAUSE SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!
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Scott's bathroom, foam soap bubbles everywhere
Scott: *pops out of the bubbles* Welcome to Bath and Body Works *cackles*
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The Extended Avengers preparing for a hurricane
Peter: *grabs tortilla chips* Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla XD
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Bucky cuddling his baby goat
*his baby goat bleats a little*
Bucky: Don't you yell at your mother
*baby goat bleats louder*
Bucky: You think that's funny?
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Me: Marvel, please just bring Pietro back AND give everyone a Happily Ever After
Marvel: Oh my god, you again? Give it a rest, buddy!
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And that's another part of Marvel as Vines, even though no one probably asked. I think I will be writing an Endgame fix it soon, and there's some exciting news I will for sure wanna share.
See you in the next one :D
-Princess❤
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