I was bored, okay?

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Fans freaking out after Endgame

Marvel: Look at all of those chickens!

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Sam: Bucky is so annoying.

Bucky: *jumps over a fence and looks through the window, face to face with Sam* I heard you were talking sh*t about me

Sam: WHAT THE F-

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Wanda: Did you wash the dishes?

Vision: I thought.. You wanted.. To do that..

Wanda: *giggles* You were wrong

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Thor and Loki's childhood

Frigga: Let me see what you have!

Kid Loki: A knife!

Frigga: NO!

Kid Thor: Oh my god, why does he have a knife?

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Ned: You know what? I love myself. Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself.

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Vision: *leans over to kiss Wanda's forehead*

Pietro: B*TCH I HOPE THE F*CK YOU DO, YOU'LL BE A DEAD SON OF A B*TCH I TELL YOU THAT

It had to be done, cause I love Protective Pietro

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Team Iron Man training for the airport battle

Peter: *messes up*

Tony: PETER! Get it together, kid, we have to go against Cap's team this weekend.

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Thor and Valkyrie having a walk

Loki: *scares them*

Valkyrie: AH! *to Loki* F*ck you.

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The 40s

Pre-serum Steve: You're- You're disrespecting a future US army soldier.

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Team Cap having a vacation in Colorado

Clint: *taking a picture of Steve and Bucky* Say 'Colorado'!

Sam: *skis past them in a giraffe costume* I'M A GIRAFFE!

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Shuri: WHAT ARE THOSE?!?

T'Challa: They are my crocs!

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In the forest of Wakanda after the snap

Steve: *looks at Vision's dead body* Vision? Vision!

Natasha: Oh my f*cking god, he's f*cking dead.

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Bruce trying to turn into Hulk in IW

Tony: Dude, I thought you can-

Bruce: I can! I can! I did one this morning!

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Thanos: We all die, either kill yourself or get killed. *victory dances* What you gonna do? What you gonna do?

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Peter: Stop saying I look like Chicken Little. He's dumb and he's a coward, and I'm not a coward!

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Thor, Rocket, and Groot arriving in the Wakanda battle

Us: That was majestic.

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Sam: Hey, how y'all do-

Bucky: *growls*

Sam: AHH! GET YO' F*CKING DOG, B*TCH!

Steve: He don't bite.

Sam: YES HE DO!

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Sam and Bucky feeding some deers

Sam: *sneezes*

*the deers run away*

Bucky: Nice, Sam

Sam: I sneezed! Oh, I'm not allowed to sneeze now!

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Civil War

Steve: How do you know what's good for me?!

Tony: THAT'S MY OPINION!!

Team Cap:???

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The Avengers on a road trip

*Random car is swerving in front of them*

Natasha: Tony, pass this idiot.

*Drives past the car and sees Thanos driving it*

Avengers: OH MY G-

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Clint and Scott during IW

Clint: Oh my god, a tornado is forming! BYEEEE!!!

Scott: *screams in fear*

*Both of them in a car*

Clint: But we're going shopping!!

Both: *screams in excitement*

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Bucky: Oh sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich *grins*

Sam: Go back to sleep, and starve.

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WandaVision series

Pietro: Can I have a sip of that?

Wanda: Um, of course not!

Pietro: Why?!

Wanda: Because I'm breastfeeding!

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The Battle of Titan

Peter: (to Thanos) DON'T F*CK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!

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Sam and Bucky grocery shopping

Bucky: *grabs a pack of bread*

Sam: *catching everyone's attention* Ooh, he's stealing! He's stealing!

Bucky: Wha..? (to the people that's staring) No, no I'm not, I swear. (To Sam) You play too much, man! *laughs with him*

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Tony: *runs over to Peter*

Peter: *smiles up at him* Daddy?

Tony: DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR-

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Scott: *running into Hope's car* HOPE, THEY'RE FOLLOWING ME! THEY'RE FOLLOWING ME, HOPE!

Hope: *frantically trying to start the car* WHO?! WHO'S FOLLOWING YOU?!

Scott: *cracks up* The bugs!

Hope: *baffled* The- the bugs?!

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The Avengers celebrating Peter's birthday at the beach

Tony: Happy birthday, Peter!

Peter:... I can't swim

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Strange meditating

Peter: *runs by* My poop is coming!

Strange: *loses concentration and stops meditating*

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The Avengers at McDonalds

Scott: *falls over* Ow! I've McFallen!

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Wanda: (on the phone) Where are you?

Pietro: I'll give you a hint; Japan.

Wanda: Okay, you're taking this game of hide and seek way too seriously

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Steve and Tony fighting in Civil War

Peter: Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle???

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Sam: Yo, low-key nobody likes you.

Bucky: That high-key makes me feel like sh*t.

Sam: I low-key wish I care.

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Ross: (To the Avengers) WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!

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Thanos: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Nebula: But you didn't😒

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Pietro: *plastic spoons covering his eyes* Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there. I was too busy blocking out the haters😛

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All of us going to see Endgame

Before the movie: Aa

During the movie: Aaaa

After the movie: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

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Us: *depressed about Infinity War*

The entire Endgame crew: Honey, you've got a big storm coming.

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The final battle in Endgame happening

Us: That was legitness!

Deceased Avengers: Yeah it was!

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More? I really find these funny, and I might make one for the MCU cast as well.

I'm gonna talk about tons of things in this book, so yeah, get ready.