I LITERALLY HAD THE BEST DREAM EVEEEERRRR!

  Okay, breath. I had a dream about.....drumroll......DANISNOTONFIRE AND AMAZINGPHIL! I woke up like..... JEHEJSJNSHSHDUBDVSLAKD! It was amazing! In the dream, they was hanging out with Chelsea(my editor and friend) and I. Of course, Chelsea being more like Phil, she hung out more with Phil. Me being more like Daniel, I hung out with him. FYI: Dan and I paired together equals something breaking.

  Okay, so I was off hanging with Dan and we was at mez house. He was trying to find something to eat, but he was just complaining about the food we had. I eventually smack his head and tell him to go to the store that we live like.....right beside. He finally did, and CAME BACK WITH NO THING! I got aggravated and we eventually started yelling at each other, but it ended up with us laughing together. Chelsea and Philly come in like," WUZ THE HECK?!" And we like," Lol"

  So yeah, I don't know why Dan doesn't like the food we have. I like it. He's a turd. Philly gaves me hugs too! They all give hugs! De finally Dan! He was like," Meez sowy" and gave me a hug. I was happy.

  So that was me dream! And I hope dreams do come true! He better not fuss over KFC. I'll murder him.

  That reminds me! Chelsea told me this:

Girl on YouNow chat: "Can I call you Danny?"

Dan: "No, Danny is too American for me."

  I was going off and Chelsea was like," HE DIDNT MEAN IT THAT WAY!" But I was ranting so this is mez evil plan:

  1.)Stalk Dan and Phil but mostly Dan.
  2.)Find dem and go up to Daniel
  3.)Shove KFC in his mouth and stick my tongue out at him
  4.)Walk out and be like," Murica!"
  5.)But go back and gives him hug and gives Phil one too and take selfie
  6.)Then repeat step 4

  I told Chelsea this and she died laughing.

    R.I.P Chelsea

  She dies

Dan and Phil die to

Implosion

Dats all folks!

Goo Ba bye

- Dil_Phan