Romano: Ughh! Why do you have to like that potato bastard? He's just going to boss you around like he does during training.

Italy: No he isn't. He's really sweet but gets super flustered. It's just adorable when he doesn't know what to say so he turns all red like a tomato.

Romano: *chokes* You're actually going out with him?! I thought you just wanted me to know before you went out. I didn't know you were actually...

Italy: I didn't tell you? Sorry.

Romano: That fucking bastard is gonna die.

Italy: Please don't do anything to him. He's actually really gentle in bed.

Romano: *screams* Oh my fucking god, Veneziano! Why the fuck?! Just........ Gubihniomioyufredintrfyubnjikqaazesegodfuckingdamnitwhytxctdcyfvugbbuhihnijnojmokmokmpk!

Italy: I didn't mean it like that. We just take naps together. That's all.

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Romano: YOU BROTHERFUCKING CUNT!!

Germany: Yes, what is it this time?

Romano: You're going out with Veneziano?

Germany: Yes, yes I am. Why? Did you want to go out with him or something?

Romano: I don't do incest. He's my brother and you aren't worthy of him.

Germany: Tell that to the GerIta fangirls. And about the incest thing, everyone in the whole anime does incest.

4th wall: Look, I actually get a par- *shatters*

Romano: 4th wall? You okay?

Germany: It wasn't doing anything since Prussia showed up and mentioned that we were in an anime in that one episode.

5th wall: I exist? *shatters*

Romano: Not anymore, bitch.

Remains of the 5th wall: *cries and shatters again*

Germany: Hmm. I never noticed that before.

Romano: Me fucking neither.

Germany: So anyway, I am plenty worthy of Italy. If anything, he isn't worthy of me.

Romano: What did you say, cunt? *holds a knife up to Germany's neck*

Germany: Nothing. Sorry about that. *runs off*

Romano: That's what I thought, you son of a bitch!