Me when I'm bored: I think I might try to draw France. *goes to Google images to look for France pics to draw*

~30 minutes later~

Me: *looking at fem!UsUk pics* I don't even ship it.

~30 minutes after that~

Me: *looking at a smutty Spamano pic* Why is it that every time there's such a pretty picture that needs a censoring bar, it's always Spamano? Not that I'm complaining.

~30 minutes after that~

Me: *looking at a ton of fem! countries* How long have I been looking at these boobs?

~30 minutes after that (I have no life so I have a lot of time on my hands)~

Me: *looking at random SuFin things* 

Text message thing in the picture: Sp't 'n m' b'tt, F'nl'nd

Me: Okay then.............. *translates it* WHAT THE FUCK?!

How does this happen to me so often? This happens to you too, right? Right? I'M NOT THE ONLY  ONE, RIGHT?