Step 1. Look at the title

Step 2. Think wtf

It's true. I'll explain. As you should remember, my cats name is Princess Doitsu. Now you're probably thinking about how messed up I made that sound. My cat is trying to climb the leg of my jeans from the foot of them, therefore trying to get into my pants, but only to take a nap in the pant leg.

That, my friends, is my unintentional way of making things sound dirty. Unfortunately, this skill is strongest with me when I'm at school and a teacher is nearby.