Once upon a time, America wanted his senpai to notice him when he realized something. His senpai wasn't home and he cried. Then Princess Germany came in the room and said "Senpai vill notice you someday. And don't vorry, Italy just finds zhis look really hot." After the magical Doitsu delivered this beautiful message, Italy magically poofed into the room and he and Germany fucked.

That's when Superman walked in with a bag of hamburgers and said "Sorry if I scared you babe. I left to get you some burgers from McDonald's. I hope you can forgive me." America had to choice but to say "I love you so much right now. Of course I'll forgive you."

At that very moment, a giant cheeseburger shyly walked into the room and said "I love you" and ran away crying. America was very confused and ran after it. "What's wrong baby?" America said to his cheeseburger. "You only love me because of my body, you love my burger boobs more than my personality." But America was gay as fuck and said "Those are boobs? We are breaking up this instant"

Superman immediately looked at America with a sad look on his face and said "I am a really flat chested girl. I'm afraid we can't be together. I'm sorry." America burst into tears when he heard this. "Okay. I'll just find a new senpai." America responded with tears in his eyes.

America went looking for a new senpai and returned home with 2 senpais. Captain America and Batman. Luckily they were both men maybe.

The end

I was literally trying to think of something to write when I thought to myself Why don't you make up a cracktastical story so I made this up as I went along and it was beyootiful.