My birthday is today and I'm super pumped. I name is gonna be Scone here because my actual name is a secret.

Scone: *eating cake and drinking root beer while reading a sad fanfiction* Best birthday evah.

Prussia: *comes in and steals my root beer* Kesese. Hey Vest! I got it.

Scone: Nuuu. I was drinking that.

*America breaks in through the walls wearing a superhero outfit*

Scone: You're paying for that. Kyaa- *blinded by America's tights*

America: I have no idea why people keep doing that. Anyways, that man took your drinks. The hero will fix that.

Scone: Umm, okay. *still trying to regain sight*

*America finds Prussia and gets ready for a fight like they do in the comics*

America: Prepare to taste my wrath. What you did was against the l-

Prussia: Nooo. I beg for mercy. Please have some love in your heart and leave me to die. *America's tights brutally blind Prussia*

America: *confused af but still tries to act heroic* Okay, I will let you off early but you have to give this young lady her drinks.

Prussia: Take your beer and I surrender.

Scone: That wasn't actual beer. That was just root beer.

Prussia: Vait vhat? Zhat stuff isn't nearly as good as actual beer. I got brutally murdered for nozhing.

Scone: Same, and I'm the protagonist here.

Admin: *frantically runs over and uses duct tape to fix the wall that broke over there*

America: *wearing jeans over his tights now* Here's your root beer.

Scone: Hey, there's one missing!

America: Huh, wonder where that went. *keeps readjusting cape*

Scone: Gimme my drink.

America: Ughhh. Fine.

Everyone lived happily ever after and stuff