So poof, all the countries had a major party and had a bit much to drink. This is what's going on.

Italy~ He keeps leaning over Germany chanting "Do meeeeeee"

Germany~ Isn't extremely drunk but just a little. He kinda wants to take Italy up on his offer but realizes that would be wrong

England~ Is a complete party animal. Dancing on the tables butt naked. Enjoying his life for once

America~ Crying because England left his clothes on the TV and he can't watch any horrible soap operas with clothes blocking the view

France~ Although he's expected to be pervy, he's just crying in the corner telling the wall his problems (such as the blender not making the cookies his grandma made)

China~ Running around shirtless because Russia keeps poking him

Russia~ Keeps poking China's side. Insisting that he should sniff his belly button

Canada~ Having a tickle fight with Prussia under the coffee table

Romano~ Yelling to nobody in general about how he had one more tomato than he did yesterday and that the tomato gods have chosen him and how he isn't ready for this new responsibility

Spain~ His not too drunk self is trying to calm Romano down but getting a bloody nose every try

Greece~ Sleeping the drunk away

Turkey~Drawing dicks all over Greece's face even though they look like birds

Finland~ Yelling at Sweden about how nobody loves Christmas like they used to and why he just die

Sweden~ Trying to convince Finland that everyone loves Christmas just as much as he used to

Norway~ Puking his guts up all over the floor

Denmark~ Holding Norway's hair back even though he really wants to sniff the hair

Iceland~ Becoming friends with a half eaten pretzel stick he found on the ground

Sealand~ Generally upset because he can't drink. He would sneak it but he just isn't tall enough to reach it

(I'm not dead, I just haven't been updating for a while because I'm just a lazy bag of nothingness)