Canada: Why won't anyone notice me? I'm the one who made pancakes and they just ignore that. Ughh.

Prussia: I notice you, Birdie.

Canada: You do?

Canada's brain: Senpai notices me. ^-^

Prussia: Of course I do. I'm probably the only one who does, but yeah.

Canada: Oh... could you get other people to actually notice me?

Prussia: It would be unawesome of me not to. I'll try, Birdie. I'll try.

~At the next world meeting~

England: Do any of you have an idea of how to solve world hunger?

France: How about we all just ea- *cut off by England*

England: If you say anything about eating pussy I'll kill everyone you've ever loved.

France: You would commit suicide then?

England: What the bloody hell is that supposed to mean?!

France: Nothing ju- *cut off again but by America*

America: How about we just make hamburger rain?

England: No..... just no.

Prussia: EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO THE AWESOME ME FOR A LITTLE BIT! THANK YOU. Now just look at my Birdie over here. *points at Canada*

Canada: *dressed up as America* Um... Hi. Do any of you see me?

America: Woah dude. Is that me?

Prussia: At least you see him. Look closer and you'll see who this is.

America: *looks closer* That's not me. That's a me that isn't an epic hero.

Prussia: *Facepalm* That's your brother, dumbass.

America: What? My brother....... Oh yeah, pancake dude. How ya doing bro?

Canada: Yup, that's me. Pancake dude.

Canada finally got noticed by his senpai and his brother. I don't see France as a massive pervert but every crack book needs a perv. Just wanted to get that out there.