What if the BTT were super drunk and had a threesome and Prussia was pregnant with the child of the whole BTT. Just a random idea I had.

Prussia: I'm so bored. Usually we go out and get drunk off our asses. That was so much more fun than lying around doing nothing.

France: I know, honey, but you can't drink while pregnant. You don't know what the baby could look like if you get really drunk twice a week.

Prussia: Did you just call me honey?

Spain: That isn't important. I'm gonna be a father again.

Prussia: Again? Are you cheating on me? *starts crying*

Spain: No, baby, I would never. I was talking about Romano being the child that I never had. *starts nuzzling into Prussia's stomach*

France: Besides, we couldn't leave you to take care of a baby alone. I want my child to stay alive for at least a week.

Prussia: *sniffles* So you aren't going to leave me to take care of it by myself?

France: Of course not, darling.

~~~

Prussia: Bruder. There's something I have to tell you.

Germany: Yes. What is it? I have an important meeting in a few minutes.

Prussia: Well, I'm pregnant.

Germany: That's impossible. You're a man.

Prussia: What about your husband?

Germany: He isn't pregnant.

Italy: Germany, great news. I just found out that we're having a baby. See? *holds up pregnancy test*

Germany: *faints*

Italy: Germany?

Prussia: Well. That happened.

Germany: *wakes up an hour later with the words "I told you so" written in Sharpie on his forehead* I guess I'm not going to that meeting. Am I?

~~~

Prussia: SPAAAAIIIIIIIIIN!

Spain: Yes, my love?

Prussia: I want a chocolate covered taco.

Spain: A chocolate covered taco? I don't know if Wal-Mart sells those but I'll see what I can do.

Prussia: Thank you. Can it have dark chocolate on it too?

Spain: Whatever you desire. How the hell am I supposed to get that?

France: *holding Prussia* I'm really sorry that Spain and I did this to you. Is there anything I can get you?

Prussia: Can I get some pillows?

France: Of course. *gets up*

Prussia: Don't get up. You were my friend, spouse more or less, chair person.

France: *gets a ton of pillows* Here you go.

Prussia: Can you me get some water too?

France: Whatever your pregnant heart desires.

Prussia: Thanks. Can you get some garlic for the popcorn please?

France: What kind of father would I be if I didn't?

Prussia: I'm sorry but can you change the channel?

France: Sure, where's the remote?

Prussia: Umm, I don't know. Oh, I was sitting on it. Here you go.

France: *facepalm*

Spain: I looked in 12 different grocery stores and one actually had chocolate covered tacos. Isn't that great?

Prussia: I'm not hungry anymore. You can have it.

~~~

I don't know what that was. I had a random idea and turned it into that. I ship PruCan, SpaMano, and FrUk and not any BTT ships. I just don't know.