I'M TRYING TO KEEP THIS UP! ALRIGHT!!! PUNS!

Hey.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
XD Just me.....? Okay.

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Hey. Care to give a sample to a pretty lady?

Sure! You know one?

*eye twitch* Care to give a sample to an... ugly lady?

No. Ugly lady's have to pay.

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Pennywise: I'm sorry I ate your  brother!

Georgie's Brother(thatIDon'tKnowTheNameOfAndProabablyNeverWill): F-Fuck you....and you're cake...*walks off with both middle fingers up*

Pennywise: At least I tried.

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Do you have a Farter?

Yeah. I have a Farter.

Is he a hairy Farter or a bald Farter?

He mainly hairy.

Do you celebrate Farters day?

Yeah. We bring all the Farters together and you know. Do stuff. Do you have a Farter, did he leave you?

Yeah. I have a Farter. And theres a gas leak happening right now.

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