Good friend vs. Best friend:
-A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
-A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him and whisper, "Seven days..."
-A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
-A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
-A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a tissue and ask you "Who do I have to kill?"
-A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
-A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, Stupid, run!"
-A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "Awesome! Let's do it again!"
-A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you. "Bye, I'll miss you. Can I have your iPod?"
-An enemy stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. But best friends just poke each other with straws.

GOOD FRIENDS are for a few years, BEST FRIENDS ARE FOR LIFE.
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