I'm not posting a picture of my mom at all. So I post this picture instead. ^_^ I have reasons. But I will tell you about her.

She is the only person I know who cuts up doughnuts, cupcakes, bagels, biscuits, pizza, anything in that category. I even saw her cut up a normal sized cookie before. So she has two names. Squishy, for reasons that you shall never know(we do some weird things at my house), and Alien because of all the things she cuts up. Heck, even my sisters call her those names. But then again, they'll go up to random people in my family and butt punch 'em. They, are weird. Just plan and simple, flat out weird.