So I have this friend Donald. He is retarded. Hahahhaha.

He's the kinda person who will stay dormant for 1000s of years and then tell "NECK!!!" when someone says something stupid and not even give em a neck. WTH!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

He's special. Then in the middle of class, out of nowhere,( this is in art so everyone is loud), just we'd be sitting in the middle of class working on a drawing and he'll start singing random Mario Tunes and Zelda and Pokémon tunes out of no where.

Then also, in the middle of nowhere, for no reason, unexpectedly, he'd just cough. Just cough out of the middle of no where. Just no where.
 
   GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST D. *wink, wink*

So this was all in art. In science. He'll take his hand and lay it straight and just bang on the desk. Just put his hand up, down, up, down, up , down, out of nowhere.

Then, RonaldBlanks. Ronald I forgot to tell you this. But Donald will turn around to me or Tahir, start talking, and while he's talking. He'll start bouncing in the seat. So he'll be saying "Hey Tihir" and be bouncing in the seat.

If anyone has any idea what Donald is...*wink, wink*... Then please comment. Or if you know my friend Donald, then tell me something else he does that I don't know about