I am making this an official tag.

1. People who can give a shit ton of criticism but can not take an ounce of it.
Really I've had that happen to me on more than one occasion. And knowing me (if you really do) if I want to say something or do something to someone, I will do it. I do not hold back. So you better believe that if you are gonna judge my life and every angle of it, I will take that 200 ton ball of criticism and shove it up Your. Tight. Butthole. So lube up bitch!

2. You tubers who start their videos with 'welcome back to my channel guys!'
Litteraly. I am a you tuber and I always start my videos with 'Hi guys' because it's a general thing. So I try to full my subscribers in and tell them about everything that newcomers don't know. And if you start videos like that, I hate you. SNIPXXz is probably going to text me about that, and if your reading this..... Hello.

3. Rude ass customer service people.
I have been hung up on five times by Metro PCS (Which I now refer to as Metro Piece Of Shit) and it just made my blood boil to the point where I switched cell phone company's because it's just like, did someone point a gun to your head and tell you to get that job?! Did someone have a knife to your balls and threaten to cut them off if you didn't take the job?! Was there literally no other job you could have taken?! If your gonna be in costumer service then your ass better be nice for the day.

4. Sexually confused men.
You can skip this if you want because this is one awkward ass sex story. So I went on a date with some guy on tinder. Was a bit over a year ago, I had just graduated high school, and I hadn't had sex in months. So I was sexually frustrated. And the guy was beautiful. Anyway on the date my objective was to get him back to my place we went to this comedy bar and, while he had his arm around me, he was litteraly clawing  at my arm. I can take pain, but this shit was to the point where I literally almost shed a tear. Almost. I didn't say anything but I'm pretty sure the people behind us probably thought I was being held captive by this guy. So I tell him that I have to go to the bathroom and he lets me go. When I get to the bathroom and take a look at my arm....... My whole shit was bloody. So I just take a wet paper towel and pat it down until further notice. So, time skip back to my place. He and I are majing out and shit like that and then our clothes are off, and he just.... Goes for it. Without even warming me up. My vagina wasn't liking that. She wasn't happy. So he see's the discomfort on my face and grabs a bottle of Fiji water of my nightstand. So I'm like give me some, I'm dehydrated. He takes a sip and puts the bottle down. And I'm like, but my throat hurts, and he kisses me and launches the water into my mouth. It was warm. From his spit. And I'm just sitting there like a baby bird not knowing what to do. So he pulls out of me and stops kissing me. Then he starts moving his head to the..... Vaginal area. And I'm like "Finally he's gonna warm a girl up" and instead of, trying to warm me up, he starts spitting the water into my vagina and slapping my vaginal lips around. And when he see's that I'm not getting any wetter than before, he gives up for the night. So the next morning he shows me a video of this Australian comedian that says "A dry vagina is like a mans butthole. So if a woman is not wet durin sex she should really be ashamed of herself for her body feeling like that." LISTEN DOUCHE NUGGET!!!!! IF YOUR WOMAN IS NOT WET, THAT IS YOUR FAULT AND YOUR FAULT ALONE!!!!!!! Then the next week he called me and said that he wanted to be friends. So I told him that I wished explosive diarrhea on him and blocked him on everything.

5. People who look down on other people because of their wages.
I was at a bar once, and this guy sat down next to me. Not to get my attention, but just because, their was no other seat at the bar. And I had already taken my order so the bar tender starts taking his order. So afterwords, she starts to make my drink. And he starts to correct her like "No, No, No that's not what I ordered." And she motions towards me like "I was just making her drink first." and I was like "Yeah duh." So he losses his shit and leans in and says.... "I make what you make in a month, in a day." Mother. Fucker.

-.-

Okay so this is an official tag. And tag 10 people at the end. Sorry about the 4th story by the way.

-Steeljaw-
-Thunderhoof-
-Fracture-
Claudy1425
SNIPXXz
savanah12345
NobodysBuisness
Bumblemus_Prime
CloudOnTheHorizon
Stars_that_Scream

You have been tagged