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My "WTF?!" worthy dreams...


Okay, last night I had two crazy ass dreams and imma tell you about them.

Crazy Ass Dream #1: It had something to do with TF,RID (At least they were in it) And Windblade was telling me about some super important mission they were sending me on (It had something to do with finding a relic in a maze...) And... Sideswipe come up behind her and screams "BOO!!!" and she dies. Don't ask me why I seriously don't know. So then Bumblebee comes and starts explaining it to me and I'm just like "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! SHE JUST DIED AND YOU DON'T EVEN CARE!!!!" And he's like "DO YOU WANT TO GO ON THIS MISSION OR NOT?!?!" So I shut up. Then they put me in a maze FULL OF FUCKING LAZERS!!!!! Litteraly three seconds after going in the maze an alarm goes off!! And I'm like "Did I just do that shit?!"and some gruff voiced guy goes "No I did!!" And I start getting dragged by some security guard nigga (I didn't see his face I just assumed it was a guy) and I'm just like 'Okay what the fuck is going on right now?' and all of a fucking sudden I'm in a random room and my cousin Edwina (who is also my best friend) is dead!! AND HER FUCKING FACE IS MISSING!!!!!!! So I get the fuck outta there and start running. Then I grab a knife and break into some guys house and threatne to kill him if he doesn't give me answers like "WHERE THE FUCK AM I AND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?" And so, it turns out I'm in another dimension and I look like a (female) serial killer that died in the 1800's. FUCKING GREAT!!! And I'm just thinking 'Well fuck me' Then this nigga opens the window and tells me to jump out. I didn't want to at first, then I hear someone come in the house and I think 'Well shit that must be his wife' So I go to crawl out of the window, and the guy is smileing so I'm like 'wtf' then... Some bitch (who I swear to god looked like Elisebeth Gilles) comes into the room and slits his throat!!! So I end up falling out of the damn window (which is suddenly from the fifth floor) and landed on top of Drift, killing him, then I drowned in his Energon.


Me: *Wakes up covered in sweat and panting for desperate air* Oh shit.. *Le goes back to sleep after liek an hour of trying to calm down*


Crazy Ass Dream #2: I had too go on some quest/mission shit and my uncle Jorge totals my moms new car and she gets pissed and kills him, and I'm like "O_o" So after that I'm suddenly on a rock sorrounded by water and some ghost frog shit thing is like "To pass this quest yoou need a Phase Shifter" I'm liek 'wtf bro!?' 

So I get a Phase Shifter and I swear to god it looks like a ring pop. O_o

I dive into the water and I sink to the bottom of the earth (Unicron) and I die there after Optimus shoots me..


Me: *Le wakes up* ;-; This is the last time I go to sleep listening to music. *Le looks at clock* OH SHIT IMMA BE LATE FOR CLASSSS!!! *Le goes too class*

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