~~~~~~~~~Camera's POV~~~~~~~~~

🌲Candy Monster🌲

Dipper sitting on a chair in front of the camera, holding a box of chicken strips.

"Well, that concludes Gravity Falls's anomaly number thirteen: the Möbius chicken strip." He ate the piece of chicken. "It's infinitely delicious."

(y/n) was about to stop filming when something zooms by the camera, causing her to back away and trip over a sleeping Leo, falling back. "OW!!!"

"Careful!!" Leo complained, sitting up as he rubbed his eyes sleepily.

Dipper grabs her arm to help her up, both running over to Mabel who's trying to sleep. "Mabel, did you see that?!? Wake up!!!"

She shifted over to her other side. "Never, let me sleep forever.."

"Some creature just jumped out of nowhere!!! It's eating all our leftover Summerween candy!!!"

She immediately sat up. "What?!?"

"Look!!!" A strange tiny human like creature climbing on the wall.

Mabel cringed a bit. "Ew, it's like a... naked little man."

"This is all kinds of disturbing." Leo said after a yawn.

"Okay, this is now Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained number seventy six:  Uh... that thing!" Dipper raised a sign with the title.

The creature yelled before jumping down, grabbing their Summerween candy basket as Mabel glared at it. "No, put it down!! Put it down..!"

It stared at her for a bit, then licked the basket, making them all cringe. "Oh gross!!!"

-static-

Standing in the middle of the room, Dipper stares at the camera in determination, his body covered in plush toys. "Okay, I'm ready. I've covered myself in armor." He poked one of the plush toys with his golf club, making it squeak. "I'm gonna capture him for science."

"And for candy!!!" Mabel added.

"Get this on tape incase I die or whatever."

"That's the plan." (y/n) replied.

He walked over to the creature, still a few feet away, starting to slowly pull back the basket of candy. The creature leaped to get the candy, Dipper failing to capture it with the bucket as it quickly climbed up the wall.

"Ah, die, you, die!!!" Mabel threw a plush toy at it, which landed on her face.

(y/n) ran after Dipper to downstairs. "Don't let it get away!!!"

They all reached the living room, looking around. Dipper then turned to the camera, whispering. "Where is it? Have you seen it?"

The creature suddenly jumped onto Dipper's face, making him run in a panic and into the wall, falling back as the creature ran into the kitchen.

-static-

The creature sitting on top of the fridge as the four kids walk inside. "Hey, we collected that with some hard work!!!" (y/n) yelled as the tiny monster continued to eat their candy.

Dipper ran over, the creature starting to through candy at him as he hid behind a chair.

Mabel waved her arms in a panic. "He's wasting candy!!! Dipper, open your mouth, catch the candy in your mouth!!!"

"What, no, why would I-?!?" He accidentally caught one in his mouth, eating it before giving a tiny smile. "Actually, that's pretty good-"

Before he could finish the sentence, a large candy bar smacked his face, forcing him down as the tiny monster ran out.

As it tried to ran away, its foot landed on the tv remote, turning on the tv as its pupils widened, sitting on the couch.

"He's.. hypnotized by the tv?" Leo raised an eyebrow in question.

Dipper walked over. "And he dropped the candy, what a little dummy! Glued to the- ... to the..." His pupils widened as well. "Oh, I love this movie."

-static-

The four of them sitting on the couch with the tiny monster, eating the candy. Dipper peeked at the creature. "Shouldn't we do something about the monster?"

"Meh, we can handle it later." (y/n) replied as she waved her hand in dismiss.

The creature whimpered, Leo passing over another golf club for it to eat.

Soos then walked in. "Hey guys! ... hey Grunkle Stan!"

Dipper turned to the camera. "Well, I guess that's it for Dipper's Guide to the Supernatural. The next episode will probably be about getting rid of this candy-eating monster."

Narrowing his eyes a bit, Adios whispered to the monster. "Psst, Stan, what are they talking about?"

-static-

🌲Stan's Tattoo🌲

Dipper standing far enough to appear completely in the camera, giving a serious look, along with (y/n)'s band giving a peace sign. "Hello, I'm Dipper Pines, the hand belongs to my friend (y/n)."

"Wassup!" She gave a small wave before pulling her hand back.

"Today on Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained, we investigate anomaly number twenty-three: Grunkle Stan's Secret Tattoo."

It pans over to a board with many pictures of Stan's shoulder. "What is he hiding? A college prank, a secret symbol, or something stranger? Stan claims it doesn't exist, but today we're gonna find out!"

"How do you plan on doing that?"

"I've got a few plans in mind."

-static-

Soos and Dipper both standing in front of the thermostat. "Okay, here's the plan. Stan never takes off his undershirt, obviously to hide his tattoo. But me and Soos are about to 'turn up the heat' on this mystery." He put the thermostat at a much hotter temperature.

Soos let out a laugh. "Literally!!! I love how you come up with stuff like that!"

-static-

Soos walks into the gift shop, where Stab is counting money. "Hooh, hot in here today, huh, Mr. Pines? Probably be a lot cooler if we worked without our shirts on~!" He threw off his shirt. "Am I right?"

"Soos, I will pay you to put your shirt back on."

"Ah, don't be shy, Mr. Pines." Soos climbed onto the counter, leaning down on his side. "Bodies are nothing to be ashamed off."

"Watch the shop for a minute, Soos. I need to go find a melon baller and pull my eyeballs out." With that, Stan walked out.

Soos sat up, staying quiet for a bit before moving his stomach around. "Do do do do do do, do do do do do-hey! Da da da da da-!"

-static-

"Okay, plan B." Dipper walked into the living rooms seeing Stan on the couch. "Heavens, is that poison oak on your shoulder? Let me scratch it for you."

Dipper reached for his shoulder, only for Stan to slap his hand away. "Kids, if you're trying to see my tattoo you're gonna have to try harder than that."

"Aha!!! I thought you said you didn't have a tattoo!!!"

"I don't, but you do." He pulled out a red permanent marker.

"Wait, what?"

(y/n) was already running off with the camera. "Everyone for themselves!!!"

"AH-!!!"

-static-

Dipper's face close to the camera, Goober written on his forehead in red. "Okay, plan C, Stan is in the shower. I wish it hadn't come to this but sometimes you have to do terrible things for science."

(y/n) snickered. "I believe in you, Goober."

"Dipper, just say Dipper."

"You're on your own for this one, I'm not seeing a naked old man." She gave him the camera before he went into the bathroom.

With a deep breath, he opened the shower curtain, revealing Stan wearing his work tux, glaring daggers at Dipper.

"You're never gonna see it, kid. Never. Gonna. See it."

"How long have you been standing there?"

"Gimme that camera!!!"

"AH-!!!"

-static-

Sitting on the roof, Dipper spoke to the camera. "So I just figured we'd chill in the roof for a while-!"

"I'M GONNA FIND YOU, KID!!!" Stan yelled from somewhere in the shack, Dipper growing pale for a second.

"Well, that's it for this episode. Stan's tattoo remains a mystery, but who knows what other secrets are waiting to be uncovered."

-static-

🌲The Mailbox🌲

Soos and Dipper standing near an old looking mailbox in the middle of the woods.

"Welcome back to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained anomaly number fifty-four: the mailbox." Dipper gestured to the mailbox. "There it is, in the middle of the forest. No house, no address. Today, me and my team of experts-"

Soos gave a wave. "'Sup."

"Hey." (y/n)'s hand waved in the camera before pulling away.

"-Are gonna put a letter in and see who picks it up." Dipper continued.

"My letter posits a salient question" Soos opened his letter to show the camera. "'Sup, dawg?'"

He placed the letter inside, closing the mailbox as Dipper spoke. "Now we're gonna hide behind a bush and wait for someone to come by."

"Uh, guys..?!" (y/n) called as the mailbox began to shake strangely.

"What the-?!?"

The lever slowly lifted up on its own, Soos looking at the camera in shock and fear. "Did you see that?!?"

Dipper shyly stood next to the mailbox. "Open it!"

"No, you open it, dude! I'm not touching a ghost mailbox!"

They both turned to (y/n), who shook her head. "Don't look at me, I'm the camera crew!"

Biting his lip, Dipper opened the mailbox, his eyes widening as he pulled out another letter. "What?!?"

"That's not our letter, dude!!!"

(y/n) walked over. "What does it say?!?"

"It says..." He opened the letter, gasping slightly.

He turned the letter to the camera, Soos reading. "Hello Dipper, (y/n), and Soos"!!!"

"It knows our names!!!"

"What if this thing's all knowing?!?"

"We have to test it!!!"

-static-

Soos held the new letter with a new question. "What did I shave into my head this morning?" Once more, he placed the letter inside the mailbox, then waited a few seconds before taking out the new one. "A baby duck holding a paddleball. Dude, it knew!!!" He turned around, showing the back of his head.

"What?!?" Dipper gripped his hair in surprise.

(y/n) smiled widely. "Ask it more questions!!!"

-static-

Dipper wrote on another paper. "When is the end of the world?"

-static-

He read the new one. "3012" Huh, we got a while."

(Should say 2020. .-.)

-static-

"Who's my dream woman?" Soos read out.

-static-

Soos now showed a picture of a very build up woman. "Hot tamales!!! Save that for the archives!!!"

-static-

Dipper paced around in thought. "Uh... when is the exact time and date of my death?!?"

"Did aliens build the pyramids?!?" Soos asked.

"Or what is the meaning of life?!?"

"What are marshmallows made off?!?"

"Dude, ask who wrote Journal #3!!!" (y/n) yelled, Dipper's eyes widened as Soos repeated.

"Who write the journal, who wrote the journal!!!"

Dipper smiled at the camera. "We're finally gonna get the answer to the greatest mystery in Gravity Falls!!!"

Mabel then walked over with a smile. "Nifty, a mailbox!!! I've been wanting to mail mom this video of me sticking a hundred gummy worms up my nose!!!"

"Wait, no-!!!"

Without listening to Dipper, she pushed the tiny box onto the mailbox, closing the lid before it began to shake. After a few seconds, Dipper pulled out a new letter.

"Your gummy worm video has disturbed and insulted me. You fools are unworthy of my great knowledge. The era of human enlightenment shall never come to pass."

It then suddenly began to glow a bright blew, everyone running away as they scream.

-static-

Soos, Mabel, and Dipper all standing where the mailbox used to be, shocked expressions on their faces with burned clothes.

"Well, uh, that concludes Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained where we learned that when dealing with the unknown do not mail videos of you shoving gummy worms up your nose!!!" Dipper glared at his sister, who only smiled.

"There's more where that came from!!!" Mabel pulled out another ball of gummy worms. "Into my nose!!! Into my nose-!!!"

"No, no, show over!!! SHOW OVER-!!!"

-static-

🌲Lefty🌲

Dipper looking at the camera, Mabel beside him with a folder as he begins to speak. "Alright uh, welcome back to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained. Today we investigate Gravity Falls's anomaly number eighty-two: this guy."

The camera pans over to a simple man drinking coffee. "Sure, he looks normal, but if he's so normal, explain why he's always facing left."

-static-

The man is shown grocery shopping. "Literally, we've been following him around for weeks."

-static-

The man jogging. "And I've never once seen the right side of his face!"

-static-

The man going up an escalator. "And neither has anyone else! But why?"

-static-

Shows both twins. "Mabel, theories?"

She took out a few drawings. "Theory one: he's hiding an embarrassing sunburn! Theory two: half man, half lizard man! And theory three, my personal favorite: he's normal, and Dipper's just crazy!!"

"I'm leaning towards that one." (y/n) said.

Dipper quickly took that drawing, crumbling it up as Mabel and (y/n) laughed. "That's not a theory, that doesn't count as a theory!" He then smiled at the camera. "We find out now."

The three of them entered the bowling alley, seeing the man behind the counter. "Hello, good sir!"

"I'm sorry, cameras aren't aloud in here."

(y/n) placed a hand over the lens for a few seconds. "Oh, don't worry, it has no battery."

Dipper leaned to the lens, smirking as he whispered. "He bought it!"

He then walked over to the counter. "So would you mind grabbing those boiling shoes for me? The ones on your right side?"

"Those ones?"

He nodded, the man managing to crouch down and take the shoes, placing them on the counter.

Dipper stared at him for a bit. "... whoops! Oh no, I dropped my wallet!" He threw his wallet over. "It's over to your right there, your right side. You could maybe turn around and.."

The man let out a sigh, taking the wallet and placing it on the counter. "There you are, sure."

Dipper's face fell in disappointment. "Fine, can you just get me my bowling ball..?"

"I don't see why not." He walked over, the three of them following.

He kneeled down as he spoke to himself. "Let's see, looks like maybe it's in here.."

"Well, I was thinking it could the- AHA!!!" He pushed the man to his other side, revealing the inside of a human robot with tiny green creatures controlling it. "What the-?!?"

One of the creatures saw them, its eyes widening. "Guys!!!"

The tiny creatures all gasped, making the kids gasp, all of them repeating 'Them time has come' as they took out tint green cubes, eating them as they disappeared.

CreaturWe're blown!!! Shut it down, shut it down!!!

One gave a more scared creature one of the cubes. "The time has come, brother!!!"

"I can't, I have a family!!!"

"You signed the oath!!!"

They are the cubes, disappearing after falling as the robot crashed and lit on fire, the people in the bowling alley complaining as the sprinklers turned on.

The three kids immediately began running away, Dipper speaking to the camera. "Well, that concludes anomaly number eighty two! I think we might want to burn this tape!

-static-

🌲The Tooth🌲

Dipper standing near the lake, looking at the camera with a serious expression. "Welcome to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained anomaly number forty-two: the tooth."

The camera pans over to a giant tooth on the sand, Leo sitting on top of it as Mabel pokes it with a stick, smiling at the camera. "I'm here for scale!!!"

"I found it yesterday when I was uh... practicing."

-static-

Dipper happily practicing the tuba by the lake, soon looking to the side in confusion. "Hey, is that a giant tooth?"

-static-

"You practice the tuba?" Leo asked as he raised an eyebrow.

Dipper simply waved him off. "That's none of your business."

"He's too scared to admit it. "(y/n) said with a snicker.

Dipper walked over to be in front of the tooth. "It's strangely human, but it's gigantic! It's bigger than any fish or lake monster I've ever seen! And we're gonna find out where it came from!"

-static-

Inside the fishing cabin, Tate is reorganizing a few things on the shelf. "Tooth? No, don't know nothing about a tooth."

"We were thinking about paddling out on that like tonight." (y/n) explained.

Tate turned to face us. "Bit if friendly advice, girl. If you see bubbles on that lake, run."

Dipper raised an eyebrow. "What, why?"

"Enough questions, get that camera out of here!!!"

-static-

All four kids sitting on a small boat in the sand, Dipper looking at the camera. "I'm here at the lake to investigate. I brought my friends for backup."

Mabel smiled. "And I brought Bare-O, my adorable childhood puppet!!! Heyo!!! Ain't that right, honey?" She lowered her voice to pretend to be eye puppet. "Did somebody say honey?!?"

"Nope, creepy. Bear-O's creepy. Everyone hates Bear-O."

"But Dipper, who could hate Bear-O?"

"I can think of a few people."

-static-

Mabel sitting on a stage with her puppet as she sings. "They're quite a pair, Mabel and Bear-O, her un-bear-lievable bear!!!"

The kids all begin to cry in fear, one running over as he bumps onto the camera, breaking it. "I hate Bear-O, mommy!!!"

-static-

"You still owe me thirty bucks to repair it." (y/n) glared at Mabel, then glanced over at Leo as she cringed a bit. "Also, uh.."

Leo was huddled in the corner, his wings around himself and his eyes a bit widened as he stared at the puppet, completely silent.

"Ah, c'mon, you'll see!!!" Mabel wrapped an arm around Leo, who tensed up at the action. "You three, me, and Bear-O are the adventure team of a life time!!!"

-static-

Bear-O is seen sitting at the shore, then it pans out to show the four kids paddling into the boat.

Dipper let out a sigh. "Okay, something out there left that tooth, and we're gonna find out what it is."

Mabel then pulled out a sigh. 'Do you want more Bear-O? Let your voice be heard! Write: Mabel Pines, %Mystery Shack, Gravity Falls'

(y/n) began to laugh as Dipper complained. "No-no, c'mon!!!"

-static-

"What exactly are we looking for here?" Leo asked as he looked around.

Dipper pointed his flashlight to the water. "I don't know, just look out for bubbles in the water."

"Guys, look!!!" Mabel called, all of them looking for bubbles near the island.

"They're over by that island!" (y/n) pointed out.

A glare of determination was on Dipper's face. "We have to see what happens!" There was suddenly a rumbling noise, all of them tensing up. "What was that?!"

-static-

The water began to shake at an alarming rate, Mabel letting out a scream as Dipper yelled. "What's happening?!?"

(y/n) gave him a paddle. "It doesn't matter, row now!!!"

They all began to row as fast as they could, the island soon rising as a face began to speak backwards, many skeletons stuck to the bottom.

-very bad static-

The camera lying on the sand, (y/n) and Dipper's feet in the frame. "If I lose that camera, both of you are paying for it."

"There it is!" Dipper ran over, picking it up. "Okay,!after it attacked us, that giant head thing just sunk back into the lake and it lost another one of its teeth trying to eat our boat. But the important thing is: we survived. Barely."

Mabel let out a heavy sigh. "Yeah." She waited a second, then picked up Bear-O. "Did somebody say bear-ly?!?"

"AHH-!!!"

-static-

🌲The Hide-Behind🌲

Dipper standing in his room, writing something on a notebook. (y/n) softly cleared her throat, whispering. "We're on!"

"Oh." He cleared his throat. "Hello, and welcome back to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained."

Mabel showed a tiny UFO which made a sci-fi sound.

"Thank you. Today, we investigate Gravity Falls's anomaly number one thirty-two: the hide-behind."

-static-

A page in Dipper's journal seen. "Local lumberjacks tell of a mysterious creature always always just out of sight! But these photos suggest it might actually be real! Either way, I intend to find out."

"AH, HIDE-BEHIND!!!" Leo yelled from behind Dipper, making him let out a high pitched scream as the others bursted into laughter.

-static-

Manly Dan looked at the camera, his three sons seen in the back cutting a tree.

"Hide-Behind? Oh, he's real, alright. Real as my beard!!! Was behind me once, made this sound!" He made a strange jittery sound with his teeth. "Mighty spooky."

"Dad.....?!?"

"It's going down!!!"

The kids all ran away as the tree they were cutting fell down, crushing the cabin beside it. 

"Daddy's doing a movie!!! He's doing a movie now..!!"

-static-

"Can I get a refill, ma'am? Refill?" Asked the man sitting at Greasy's Diner, Lazy Susan pouring too much coffee into a cup.

She smiled at the camera. "Oh, the Hide-Behind is definitely real. Might even be behind me right now! Let me see." She turned around and started to twirl around without stopping. "Woah woah woah woah woah-!!!"

-static-

Stan rolls his eyes, sitting on his porch. "Don't believe every legend you hear, kid. The people on this town are literally the dumbest people in the world. Literally."

-static-

Lazy Susan still twirling around. "Woah woah woah woah-!!!"

-static-

"The Hide-Behind is just a rumor. You want a mystery, well how about the mystery of-" Stan was interrupted by a strange sound. "What the-?"

A shadow suddenly dashed behind Stan, Dipper's eyes widened. "That's it!!!"

"Hey, we're doing an interview!!!" Stan yelled as Dipper and (y/n) ran after the creature.

He simply smiled to himself though. "I'm coming for ya, where is he, where is he?!?"

-static-

A tiny tree standing in the middle, Dipper speaking. "Okay, after hours of searching, we've narrowed it down to this tree. I know what you're wondering. How do you catch a creature who's always right behind you? Well how about..." He stepped back to be completely seen, wearing mirrors everywhere. "A mirror suit!!!"

(y/n) laughed a bit. "You look so stupid right now, dude."

"She's got a point." Leo agreed.

He glared at them. "Shhh, that's not important right now." He looked back at the camera. "Nothing's gonna sneak up on old Dipper P-"

He let out a scream as a branch poked his head, falling to the ground as Mabel appeared from a tree. "BLIND SPOT!!!"

"I'm down, Dipper down!!!"

-static-

"This is it, get ready to finally be seen, Hide-Behind." Dipper said before they all surrounded the tree, only to reveal a small owl holding a maraca. "Aha!!! What?!?"

"Wow, cool, maraca owl!!!" Mabel said with a smile.

-static-

Dipper threw his mirror suit on the ground, the owl now on Mabel's arm as (y/n) pet its head.

He let out a sigh. "Well, based on the lack of evidence, I have to conclude anomy number one thirty two: the Hide-Behind, just a legend..."

"Oh cheer up, PT, we got a new owl friend out of it though." She gently placed a hand on his shoulder. "Now c'mon, let's head home.

The four of them began walking to the shack, none of them noticing the strange long and thin creature that quietly watched from behind.

-static-

🌲The Journal🌲

Dipper standing in front of his bed, looking at the camera. "Welcome to Dipper's Guide To The Unexplained #163. Today, we're gonna be investigating my friend (y/n)'s magic journal."

He took out a small (f/c) journal. "Before anyone thinks this is an invasion of privacy, she's behind the camera right now watching me do this."

"I'm never letting you view it alone." (y/n) replied.

-static-

A very close view of the journal. "So how many spells do you have in here?"

"As many as I've collected over my years."

He opened the journal, showing many spells, each with their own drawing. "And humans can use these spells as well?"

"Only some, and they're usually pretty weak." She said with a shrug.

-static-

Dipper smiled at the camera. "Time to test it." He searched for a spell, murmuring it under his breath, when suddenly his clothes all morphed into a very princely attire. "What the-?!"

(y/n) quickly covered her mouth so she wouldn't squeal, her cheeks red. "Oh my freaking God."

"What sort of spells to you have in here?!?"

"Most are pretty random. But um, I don't regret you testing it, you look super good in that."

He cheeks grew red as he tried to glare at her. "H-hey, I do not!!!"

"You totally do!!"

"(y/n)-!!"

-static-

Dipper let out a sigh, now in his normal outfit. "Okay, test number two." He searched for another spell, murmuring that one under his breath, when his hair morphed into black and a lot more preppy. "Oh c'mon!!!"

(y/n) began to laugh. "Yeah, most of the spells humans can use are to give the illusion of a different appearance."

"We'll change it back!!!"

"Mm, nah, you look cute like this!"

"(y/n), change me back!!!"

"Nu!!"

He reached for the camera, (y/n) pulled her arm back stumbling and falling on her back, accidentally grabbing Dipper's shirt as a reflex and pulling him down as well.

Pulling back a bit, he grew red as he saw she lied under her, but after a few seconds, she simply began to laugh. "Sorry, I really can't take you seriously with that hair."

"You're a jerk."

"Thank you!"

He growled, to which she only laughed a little more. She then looked up at him, both of them staring into each other's eyes in the silence of the room.

However, the door suddenly bursted open, Mabel standing there with a wide smile and her own camera. "OH MY GOSH!!!"

Dipper quickly pulled away, standing up as his face burned red. "M-MABEL!!!"

"I'M KEEPING THIS UNTIL THE END OF TIME!!!"

"NO YOU'RE NOT!!!" Dipper began to chase his sister out of the room, leaving (y/n) in the room alone.

The picked up the camera, standing up. "What, you thought we were actually gonna show the world of my magic? Yeah, no." She reached for the off button.

-static-

Thanks for reading!!! 'Till next time!!!

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