"Geralt I told you I would tie you to my bed but this is not what I had in mind," Claire said as Geralt had to cut the rope and fell on the ground while Jaskier laughed.

She had tied a rope to her bed and climbed down rather easily as well as Jaskier however Geralt was not so lucky the bed slid making him slide down and hit the wall. In order to stop himself he wrapped one of his legs around the rope . That's when the bed frame broke apart and one again he slid but this time he actually let go by accident. His foot got caught and the guards were also trying to break down the door to her room now.

"Jaskier shut up already," he growled.

"Well at least we didn't fuck on that bed my god it would have not been a pleasant sight honestly. Actually I'm sure Jaskier would have broken it with how many women he sleeps with regularly. At least you can make you a better one," she said.

"Does it look I'm a carpenter to you?" He asked as she smiled.

"You could learn, shouldn't be to hard for a man such as yourself. What are you like fifty?" She asked.

"I'm eighty two," he informed

"Dear lord how are you so old?! You're so accident prone," she informed as a looked down and started yelling.

"Fuck you to Manson! Also next time you put me in a cage make sure I can't fit threw the bars! Dumb ass locked a cat in a regular jail. Seriously how stupid can a guy be?" She asked as they quickly went to the stables.

She grabbed her horse and Geralt grabbed his. Guards were off as guards were yelling to get back to the castle. She smiled and laughed as she ran off with her new friend and Jaskier the horny man child.

"Well that was fun, so now what is the plan now?" Claire asked as she petted her horse Roach.

"I have a daughter of sorts she is a child surprise. Her kingdom burned down and she took off. I have to find her before the people that want her find her and maybe kill her," he explained as she looked at him with pure rage and annoyance.

"Geralt what is wrong with you?! You can't make me priority number one! You should have left as sooner, Geralt my parents messed up and messed me up. I don't want the same for her she lost everything! We have to find her quickly, if anything happens to me you leave me behind. Hopefully I live long enough to met her but you should have made her priority number one," she informed as he looked at her a bit shocked but she was different from a lot of people he had met.

The only one that was ready to die to make sure this curse got broken. He had a feeling that the curse wouldn't stop with her and it would continue until none of the family was left. He had to stop it some killing more people. Plus he didn't want her to die she was different. It seemed so cliche to think about but he could see her being her friend.

"That's why I thought you could help me find her. You are dying anyway but an extra set of eyes doesn't hurt," he informed.

"All you needed to say was that you needed a woman's touch to find the girl. Hopefully we can find her before war's start getting closer to home. I heard rumors when I was traveling a while ago but no one dares speak of it anymore," she added.

"War? Over what exactly?" Jaskier asked.

"Could be a petty as a cow being stolen I don't know. But I know one kingdom is trying to rule thus land and it's brutal. Very how do I put this nicely barbaric in every way. They kill anyone that gets in there way. I don't know the name but I know people are scared," she sighed.

"Your kingdom might be next," Geralt informed.

"Good let it burn, there is nothing there really. My parent were the king and queen of Solic but now they are the king and Queen of bull shit. Once I become queen then I will become the queen of bull shit. There is no saving what's there now. Mostly everyone has left to search for better things. It was beautiful once but the curse I got terrified people we had wars within our own walls so many times," she explained.

"Maybe you can fix it," Jaskier informed.

"With what? We have no coin my parents spent it all. We are all to poor and I'm sure when I go back the whole place will be burned to the ground so it's not my problem anymore. I tried and I failed. Fuck it's getting dark soon I can feel it," she said as she rubbed her shoulder blades.

"Princess Claire Lewis you are hear by under arrest!" A guard yelled as he galloped to them with thirty-five other men.

"Seriously?! Don't my parents know when to give up?" She asked as she got off her horse and so did Geralt.

"Stay behind me," he said.

"As if!" She scoffed.

Some of the men got off there horses while others seemed to know what was good for them and stayed on there horses.

"I'm not going with you idiots!" Claire said as she walked up the the guard.

"We have our orders and you are to be married tomorrow it has been decided," he spat back.

"She could die if she marries the only reason why she has lived this long is because she has not married or has any children doing either will kill her within days," Geralt informed.

"Well in that case let's hope it does, ladies shouldn't talk back and listen to there male counterparts after all we know what's best," he smiled as she punched him in the face knocking him out in an instant.

"Your lucky I didn't kill you! She growled as a couple of men grabbed her and Geralt started attacking and killing some of the guards.

"Put your sword down or we kill her!" One of the guards yelled as he put her in a chock hold.

"What are you waiting for kill them or something!" Claire growled as she looked at Geralt annoyed.

"Can we just talk about this? She is going to die anyway and no one likes her so why not let her come with us. Just say a monster killed her and ate her. No harm in that really," Jaskier informed as the guard held a knife to her throat.

"We have orders to bring you both in as well to be beheaded. Nice fit for a witcher," the guard chuckled.

"That will ruin my shirt you know!" Jaskier informed as Geralt sighed weakly and dropped his sword.

"Seriously?!" Claire growled as a couple of guards went to grab him but Claire quickly head butted the guy and took his knife away from him.

Before he knew it the guard was in the choke hold the guards backed off.

"As you can see I'm a really pain on the ass so if you don't mind I would like to leave here in one piece. Any objection to that will have a sword so far up there ass it goes threw there skull. So any takers I am always ready for a good fight. To bad you all know I would win, self taught," she smirked as the gard looked at them terrified.

"Fine leave! But we will be hunting you down!" The guard growled.

"Sure you will sorry if I don't believe you. All of you piss yourselves when you see a monster. Belive me I had to take it down by myself! Go run along and play with your dolls or what ever it is you do," she informed as she turned him around and kicked him in the butt making him fall to the ground.

Claire looked at Geralt who looked a bit shocked but Jaskier seemed the most surprised.

"What is wrong with you?!" Jaskier asked as she sighed.

"I'm a bitch I can't help myself also Geralt I didn't think you were the romantic type. I'm not a baby that needs a man's protection right. I'm very capable of fighting big scary guys and monsters by myself," she informed as she picked up his sword and gave it him.

"We will be back!"'one of the guards yelled.

"Okay! Just make sure you bring an army next time! You are all to scared to fight a woman!" She yelled.

"You almost fight as good as a man," Geralt informed.

"How funny I was going to saw the same to you," Claire informed seeing ten dead guards.

She walked away and Geralt actually smiled at her insult. She was a real bitch but he actually liked that about her. Plus she did have amazing skills for a woman who was self taught.

"I can't belive she scared almost the entire army away. Dear God you are smiling, I'm done! I'm done, you want to sleep with that crazy bitch be my guest but that is one girl I will not touch even if she was the last woman alive," Jaskier informed.

"Sure you wouldn't," he said Jaskier sighed.

Honestly he would still fuck her silly if he got the chance, it might actually be fun. She was a virgin after all, it also had been a while since he had slept with a innocent girl.

"Come on you two! Chop, chop! We got a girl to save and monsters to kill, if you two are done with your romantic moment that is," she said as Jaskier looked at her shocked.

"I'm not into men!" Jaskier yelled.

"I wouldn't put anything past you Jaskier, you slept with one of my maids!" She growled as he turned red.

"No I didn't!" He yelled.

"I could hear you almost all the way down to my library! You really must not sleep around much or you hit a dry spell. Anyway hurry up before I leave without you!" She growled.

"What a real bitch!" Jaskier muttered as Geralt smiled a bit.

At least someone else knew the struggles of having Jaskier around now.