So one time, we were playing the game of Life. It was me, my mom, and my bro. We were picking up their cars. And when it came to marrying someone it was funny because my mom picked a girl as her spouse.

My mom is not lesbian or bi for that matter- and at the time I was really only getting introduced to that. So my eight year old brother tells her.

"Mom you got the wrong color,"

"Well how so?"

"Because your suppose to marry boys, like dad,"

"Well says who?"

And then he was blasted into an oblivion of confusion. I gave my mom a glance. She said nothing. We continued the game. It was interesting.