Me: What am I doing to myself?

Amber: Okay, what are you gonna complain about now? 

Me: I dunno, I feel like I'm losing my writer's touch

Amber: I can't say I disagree with you

Me: -____________-

Amber: Look I'm trying to be sensitive but it's kinda hard when you have a psycho black mailer on your key 24/7!!! *feels her phone vibrate*  *looks at message* *shocked, puts phone away* See?! 

Me: Okay, if you helped with my block maybe the blackmailer will go away too

Amber: Alrighty! I'm all about that kinda hype! ^^

Me: I'm glad your feeling concerned about my well being now, Amber. Thanks

Amber: Any time Dream! Just remember your special and you'll come up with something soon!!

Me: :D