Sidious: You won't win- you'll never win!

Yoda: *smiles calmly* The contrary, it is. Checkmate.

Sidious: *hisses in irritation and is silent again* So how have things at work been?

Yoda: Good, they have been. Irritating, not being able to prove who you really are is.

Sidious: *shrugs* I may not be on your level at chess, but in this battle between Dark and Light, I'm winning. *grins evilly*

Yoda: We shall see. *is silent for a moment* Next Friday, same time?

Sidious: *nods* And I'll beat you next time!

Yoda: Say that every time, you do.

Sidious: *is about to say something, then cuts himself off as he remembers something else* Wait, I can't make it next Friday; I'm going bowling with Vader, Maul, Savage, and a few other Sith buddies. *pauses* Would you care to make this a Sith vs Jedi game?

Yoda: *narrows eyes and looks at Sidious* On, it is.

~Two Hours Later~

Luke: *eyes widen slightly* You what?!

Anakin: You set a date for bowling with Sidious, Maul, Savage, and future me??!

Yoda: *simply nods*

Obi-Wan: Oh, I have a bad feeling-

Han: About this. Yeah, yeah, yeah...we know.

Obi-Wan: Actually, I was going to say I had a bad feeling that we'd lose.

Chewie: Grr uuuarrrrgggh.

Han: *rolls eyes* Oh, be quiet, Fuzzball.

Yoda: Come. Get going, we shall.

~Later~

Sidious: Ah, Master Yoda, it's great to see you here.

Yoda: *sarcastically* Sure it is, I am.

Anakin: *narrows eyes at Vader slightly*

Darth Vader: *rolls eyes as his younger self- who still has all his limbs...and hair...and un-scarred skin...*

Maul: *glares at Ob-Wan: Kenobi.

Obi-Wan: *definitely doesn't seem pleased to see him* Maul.

Spongebob: *has appeared and hears everyone saying each others' names* Spongebob!

Darth Vader: No you don't! Not in this universe! *Force pushes him out of the galaxy and back to Bikini Bottom*

Anakin: That sounded more like something I'd say.

Darth Vader: Shut up. Anakin is dead.

Anakin: I'm standing right here.

Other bowlers: *are watching them wide-eyed, having thought that these people were the actors and were just staying in character*

Savage: *narrows eyes at all of them and growls* Nothing to see here!

Everyone: *scrambles out of the building*

Yoda: Conditions, there will be. No cheating there will be. *looks knowingly at Maul*

Maul: *looks around then points a finger at his chest* Who, me? *innocently*

Yoda: *gives him a flat look*

Maul: *looks down, then walks away as he mutters something under his breath*

Yoda: A troll, I am not!

Sidious: When do we plan to get started here?

Anakin: I'm hoping now. Sooner we start, the sooner we can leave.

Sidious: The Jedi will only hold you back in this game, you know. Join the Dark Side!

Anakin: *looks at him, then at Vader* Um...no thanks. I like my three remaining limbs very much.

Sidious: *curses under his breath*

Yoda: Your language, you will watch!

Me: *is sitting at one of the tables and watching them, fan girling majorly*

Savage: Who's that girl staring at you, Brother?

Maul: *looks over at me; eyes widen then he turns around* Just ignore her! Maybe she'll go away!

Anakin: *smirks* Hey, Lissy, come play with us!

Me: *is over in a dash as if she just appeared* I'm not good, though...

Yoda: Your imagination, this is. Make yourself good, you can.

Me: Oh yeah! *writes herself into bowling shoes and gets the perfect sized bowling ball* Let's do this!

Maul: Hey, you said I couldn't cheat!-...not that I ever do!

Yoda: Cheating, she is not. The author, she is.

Darth Vader: Will you all stop breaking the fourth wall!?

Me: Phineas and Ferb!

Everyone: *looks at me like I'm crazy*

Me: *shrugs* First time I heard of that was in Phineas and Ferb. Plus I'm listening to My Secret Agent right now.... *holds up iPod, which has a video of Perry with music to it playing*

Sidious: What are you, six?

Me: At heart, probably. Ey, I got six younger siblings! I blame them!

Qurii: I know that feeling...

Maul: Wait, I thought this was limited to canon characters! No OCs!

Me: I'll allow them to watch silently in the background, thank you.

Maui: What can I say, except-

Darth Vader: NNOOOOOOOO!

Sidious: (-_-)

Anakin: *when no one is looking, tosses Maui into a Force portal that takes him to Tatooine*

Me: So...game?

Sidious: Ah, right. And I will win this time!

Darth Vader: Riiiggghhhhhtt...

Sidious: *glares*

Darth Vader: ....

Venom: Ya gonna play the game or what? I don't have all day! I've got people to kill, people! *crosses arms and silently huffs*

Me: Uhh... that's not a good thing... *starts writing Venom's death scene* Aw... this is gonna be so sad!

Venom: *is suddenly beside me and watching; eyes widen* Why would you do this to me..?

Me: Actually, you begged for this. Bye bye! *makes him disappear; turns to others* Now, game! Play! I can't be here all day!

Sidious: Yes, yes, though it's not like you have a life anyways.

Me: *rolls eyes* Ugh, who goes first?

Sidious: On your team, Master Yoda will go first. On my team, I go first.

Me: *shrugs* Mkay. Let's do this!

~What Seems Like Forever Later~

Narrator: The Sith and the Jedi are now tied, and this is the final round. Who will win? The little green troll, or the scary man who looks like some sort of snapping turtle?

Sidious: *kills narrator*

Me: 0.0 Oi! I love Daffy Duck you meanie!

Sidious: *ignores me and takes his turn*

Darth Vader: *uses the Force to switch teams and leaves the Sith*

All Sith: *jaws drop* What are you doing?!

Darth Vader: Joining my son.

Sidious: *is clearly not happy*

Yoda: *takes his turn*

~Later; Now Down To Vader To Make The Final Score~

Darth Vader: *gets strikes and is the reason the Jedi won; along with Luke*

Sidious: No, no, no!

Yoda: Pay up, you must.

Sidious: *grumbles* Fine... where are we eating tonight?

Luke: Chinese sounds good.

Jedi: *all nod in agreement*

Sidious: *sighs* Fine. Let's go.

~At The Chinese Restaurant, After Everyone Has Eaten; Only Sidious And Yoda Are Left~

Yoda: A good game, that was. Unexpected, was Skywalker's return.

Sidious: I thought my plan was perfect...

Yoda: Failed you, the Dark Side has.

Sidious: *is silent a moment as he thinks, then looks at Yoda* Are we still playing chess again, same time next week?

Yoda: *nods* See you then, I shall.

~After All Of This Has Happened~

Me: 0.0 The secret lives of Star Wars characters...