This is 'What If Cartoons Got Saved' by Chris Rice. AND IT IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darth Vader: You're 16 and still watch cartoons?

I'll have you know that I watch a cartoon that's TV-14. NOT ALL CARTOONS ARE FOR KIDS! But I do like Clifford and PBS Kids. DON'T JUDGE! I HAVE FIVE YOUNGER SIBLINGS!!!

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Besides, there's a cartoon with you in it. Well, Anakin. Star Wars: The Clone Wars. AND IT'S AWESOME!!!

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And then there's Disney! LOTS of animation there!

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So... aren't you going to say anything?

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Anything at all?

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*coughs* Heh-heh... uh, soooooo...

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*scratches back of head* Well, um... I g- I guess I'll just... leave...