ABCD 123

Algebra's my enemy!

A plus X equals Y,

Oh I think I'm gonna die!

ABCD 123

Algebra's my enemy!

Darth Vader: *rolls eyes* Oh please, it's not that bad.

Me: YES IT IS!!!!!!! *Dies*

Darth Vader: *rolls eyes again*

Me: *Comes back to life* You do know that no one can see you roll your eyes, right?

Darth Vader: I know, that's why I'm typing it. So the readers know.

Me: Hey!!! I don't think we're supposed to mention the readers in a book! Are we?

Darth Vader: I know that a character shouldn't mention the author.

Me: Hey! You just mentioned the author!

Darth Vader: You are the author.

Me: Oh, right... I knew that.

Darth Vader: You did, but Eruwaedhiel didn't.

Me: But, I AM Eruwaedhiel!

Eruwaedhiel: What?! You are me!? I thought I was me!

Me: You are me.

Eruwaedhiel: No, I meant-

Darth Vader: Will you two just shut up! How did algebra get to this right here anyways?

Me & Eruwaedhiel: Uh... I don't know...

Porky Pig: Th-th-that's all folks!

*A wall of blackness falls in front of us, blocking us from the readers. Darth Vader pulls it back up*

Darth Vader: It only works in the movies!

Me: ...

Myself: Oh yeah...

I: Um...

Eruwaedhiel: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF US!!!!!!!!!!???????