My sister has two fancy rats, Duchess and Queenie.

This is Duchess, who wouldn't be still for a million cheese balls. Sorry for the blur.

And this is the much more well behaved Queenie, who still wouldn't stop twitching her whiskers, hence her blurred snout.

And, because I have to, here is Cesar who I promise is not stuck. He sleeps like that. He does this by himself. For real, all the time.

Kay bye