Okay so just a few minutes ago my grandma got back from shopping for groceries and picked up a foot-long strawberry shortcake. Their dog peed on their bedroom carpet even though he wouldn't go pee outside cuz it's raining. And this is just after when she opened it so I cut myself a piece cuz she said to go ahead (it is the one above but I split it with my mom later in the story) and cut Grandma one. When me and mom went downstairs we hear a loud: "OH NOOOO!!!!" And this was just after mom tried a little and then said told me to run up and get her some.

My grandma apparently was trying to get the cake in the fridge and the entire thing slipped off of the base it was on. And it landed on the floor. So I decided to be an angel and cut the piece I got in half (cuz I don't want to cut a strawberry so I can get one whole and not have a little off so I take a big piece of strawberry) and gave it to my mom.

R.I.P strawberry shortcake