I'm becoming the new sans

Me: *calls kindle*
Kindle: yellow hello!!
Me: kindle, I gotta knock knock joke!
Kindle: (loves knock knock jokes and sans) holy crap really! Let me hear it!!
Me: okay! Knock knock?
Kindle: who's there?
Me: crippling depression!
Kindle: crippling depression w-
Me: ME!!!

**two hours later**
Me: *in a locked room* god damn it.