Before we get to the real deal, I saw a jellyfish in the water at the beach today.

oKAY SO

A few days ago my dad came to me and said 'we need to talk', never did tho, so today at the beach and yesterday night I was like 'so what do we need to talk' and he was like 'I wanna make a deal'

MY DAD

NOT ME

And then I was 'and that issss' and he was like 'I'll maybe let you paint your air' and I was like 'YASSSSSSSSSS'
dad- 'But I want something too'
me- 'of course you want, what kind of deal would this be then?'
dad- 'I want excellent notes' (at school)
me- *internal screaming* 'yeah okay'
dad- 'and if have the same notes (not to high and not to low, they're okay) as last year or worse in december, I'll shave your head'
me- 'no, paint it black'
*a bit later*
me- 'so basically your letting me paint it right?'
dad- 'maybe'

I'm shocked, like, the man that was always saying 'no' to this is letting me do it now, maybe one the last time that I brought this matter up it did something

but yeah, then when my mom came back from the water:

me- 'mom, does our cousin paint hair with paint that stays in your hair and doesn't fade away?'(yes I have a cousin that his a hairdresser (geesus fucking christ, this quarantine made me realize that I have so many cousins)
mom- 'maybe, I don't know, but your not gonna paint it red'
me- 'talk to dad then'
mom- 'wait- you said yes?!'
dad- 'we made a deal. I told you about it but you didn't care'
mom- 'yeah I remember something but I didn't listen. But I'm not gonna enter that deal, she's like her brother'
me- 'NAH UH. I always do my part of the deal!' (yeah, I've made deals with my parents (basically just my dad) when I want some stuff and I'm in school (one of them was my nintendo switch))
dad- 'true. she's better than her brother at that' (thanks for backing me up dad :))
mom- 'still. that's between you two'

So yeah, I'll say something when something happens

ALSO, look at my dog xD

Why is she always like that??? Like, everyday

LOOK AT HER FACE

What a beauty