On 'Actual Conversations' I said that I hate peas and everyone here in this house knows that.

But of course they are 'fuck you' so my mom makes a dish that is basically just peas, eggs, bacon and some chorizo:

And like, this is one of the meals that I hate the most because, well, peas. But they still make it and that makes me annoyed.

And then they wonder why I'm annoyed.

LIKE WTF, IT'S YOUR FAULT

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

P.S. Also, I'm on the process of writting a chapter :)